What did welfare give the Gator?

Gator-aide

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When life gives you gators

Make Gatorade

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In'vest'i'gator'
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I was walking across a lake and suddenly a gator appeard and started guiding me

It was a Navigator

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A croc and a gator
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I bought some gator-skin boots on clearance because of a manufacturer's defect.

They have a reptile dysfunction.

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(For Florida Gator fans) Did you hear what Billy D said about the team?

What you see is what Yeguete.

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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call a crocodile that is a detective?

An investi-gator

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👤︎ u/Faiz_Clan
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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I tell the FBI when I see two alligator siblings having sex.

I'm a gator-incest investigation instigator.

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👤︎ u/reesem03_
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call a reptilian std?

Gator-AIDS

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👤︎ u/Lo0220
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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What does an alligator drink when hurt?

Gator-Aid.

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What do you call a reptile with a map?

A navi-gator

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👤︎ u/Diny_Tick1
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp?

A navi-gator.

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What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator.

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👤︎ u/Smurph_92
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?

An investi-gator.

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👤︎ u/inoobie_am
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a reptile who enjoys snapping picture of food and sunsets?

An insta-gator

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📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.

But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.

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📅︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?

An investi-gator.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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👤︎ u/gptz
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do u call an arabic alligator?

An ali-gator

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👤︎ u/AdamNDnD
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?

An investiGATOR.

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📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?

An InVESTed Gator

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Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?

There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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What do you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Pure-bread Crocodile
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Looking for punny D&D NPC names!

So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

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👤︎ u/Zappertap
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do you call a venereal disease you get from a alligator?

GatorAIDS

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👤︎ u/LostKogi
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest- a gator

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📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Which reptile specializes in crime solving?

An investigator

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What kind of reptile to math teachers keep as pets?

Pi-thons

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👤︎ u/someone425
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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The alligator that works at my store is always getting people in trouble

He's a real in-store-gator!

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What do you call an alligator who join the FBI?

An InvestiGator.

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👤︎ u/jimmymata
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call an Alligator that walks closely behind his friends?

A Tail-Gator

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What do you call an alligators nurse?

Gator-aid.

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👤︎ u/Riott1591
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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What do you call a alligator who likes to start stuff in instagram?

A Insta-gator

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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Who do you ask for help when your lost in a swamp?

A naviGATOR

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It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart...

...one will see you in a while and the other one will see you later.

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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?

An InVestedGator

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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👤︎ u/ck_special
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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What you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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What do you call an alligator detective?

Investi-gator

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👤︎ u/red8user
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)

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What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?

InVestiGator

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👤︎ u/snypershot
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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