what do you call a reptile with a stock portfolio? an invested-gator

or when he shows up immediately? an insta-gator

and if he's well-dressed? and in-vest-gator

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Gator

What do you call an alligator that wants to be a Detective?

An Investi-gator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Worried-Guava
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What did welfare give the Gator?

Gator-aide

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/meatbag_289
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When life gives you gators

Make Gatorade

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In'vest'i'gator'
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
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I was walking across a lake and suddenly a gator appeard and started guiding me

It was a Navigator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MeniosOfKekistan
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Hear about the funny gator, that kept missing his family?

Too swamped with hunters

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GoldenGirlsGoneWild
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I bought some gator-skin boots on clearance because of a manufacturer's defect.

They have a reptile dysfunction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StoutPorterAle
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(For Florida Gator fans) Did you hear what Billy D said about the team?

What you see is what Yeguete.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WhiskyBear54
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an interesting title
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LazyYoda
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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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A guy named Ali works as a security guarding a big gate..

I guess you could say he's an Ali-gator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GentleXS
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There was a alligator back home known for his crime-solving skills

He was an investi-gator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kdlaz
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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/maccer20
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What do you call a reptilian std?

Gator-AIDS

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lo0220
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What do you call a reptile with a map?

A navi-gator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Diny_Tick1
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What does an alligator drink when hurt?

Gator-Aid.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Therealheetahlegs
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What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp?

A navi-gator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tyrannosaur85
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What do you call a alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Smurph_92
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What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?

An investi-gator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/inoobie_am
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What do you call a reptile who enjoys snapping picture of food and sunsets?

An insta-gator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/respect-thebeard
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I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.

But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?

An investi-gator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/89iroc
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What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?

An investiGATOR.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bronzeaardvark
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?

An InVestedGator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jared_mack_steffen
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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?

There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.

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Pure-bread Crocodile
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KommandantKurt
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Looking for punny D&D NPC names!

So far iโ€™ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zappertap
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What do you call a venereal disease you get from a alligator?

GatorAIDS

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LostKogi
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An invest- a gator

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What kind of reptile to math teachers keep as pets?

Pi-thons

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What do you call a detective alligator?

An investi-gator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
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What you call an alligator who wants to be a detective

An Investa-gator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Fox1984
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What do you call a crocodile that is a detective?

An investi-gator

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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?

An InVESTed Gator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jared_mack_steffen
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ck_special
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What do you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/antihacker1014
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What you call help from an alligator

Gator-aid

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/antihacker1014
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What do you call an alligator detective?

Investi-gator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/red8user
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What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest?

InVestiGator

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/snypershot
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What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An in-vest-a-gator (investigator)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dianaaozzanyan
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