GAT Puns

Mess with the bat you get the gat

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/catchingfire3HG

📅︎ May 22 2020

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My wife is furious at our nextdoor neighbour that sunbathes topless....

Personally I'm on the fence

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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My dad has a heart of a lion

and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/DokTLF

📅︎ Jul 04 2019

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I met the guy that invented the window sill.

Man, what a ledge.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Jedi_Llama154

📅︎ Jul 28 2018

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