46 Hilarious Crocodilia Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Crocodilia unity. (Sorry if you think I'm treating this subreddit as a biology one, but these guys have been around for a long long time)

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👤︎ u/emailalmighty

📅︎ Oct 19 2021

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The Wolf Song snippet leaked!! (By Cuca Crocodilia) soundcloud.app.goo.gl/2qc…

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👤︎ u/Moontanfiend

📅︎ Aug 29 2021

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Crocodilia 🥰🐊

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👤︎ u/SadCatgirl55

📅︎ Nov 15 2021

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If there's an Alligator Loki does that mean there are there other Crocodilia Lokis?

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👤︎ u/Somefuckingnerd

📅︎ Jul 15 2021

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Carcharosuchus (Carcharosuchus deinodontus) Order: Crocodiles (Crocodilia) Family: True crocodiles (Crocodylidae

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👤︎ u/brotherDaniels

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

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What species in crocodilia is this? Neither of my biology professors know.

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👤︎ u/UsernameInc

📅︎ May 09 2019

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SLPT: How To Identify Crocodilia

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👤︎ u/leotopia59

📅︎ Sep 27 2018

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Favourite non-extinct crocodilia and why

I'm going with Orinoco because they look like good bois.

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👤︎ u/JennieBot

📅︎ Aug 21 2020

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What is crocodilia? I’ve unlocked it ... but not sure what it does!

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👤︎ u/ll-r

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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Canis Crocodilia, gluttonous Guardian of the Cathedral Ruins

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👤︎ u/WewestOfTheLads

📅︎ Apr 11 2018

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Crocodilia is an order that contains species of crocodiles, alligators and caymans en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cro…

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👤︎ u/autistictechgirl1990

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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Hi r/crocodilia! I'm making a deck of reptile/amphibian inspired playing cards, and thought you might like this card

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👤︎ u/Haasio

📅︎ Oct 12 2019

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Replace the City of Quebec's mayor with a member of the order Crocodilia

Crocodiles reduce crime. They don't take any shit.

Crocodile for mayor.

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👤︎ u/SightWithoutEyes

📅︎ Dec 07 2018

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Hey guys! This might be the wrong place to post this, but can someone identify this crocodilia?

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👤︎ u/UsernameInc

📅︎ May 09 2019

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The musky caiman (Paleosuchus palpebrosus) is the smallest living member of Crocodilia, the group that contains crocodiles, alligators, caiman, and gharials. A full grown adult will typically weigh around 14 lbs.

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👤︎ u/remotectrl

📅︎ May 08 2014

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Newly hatched Philippine crocodiles (Crocodylus mindorensis) at the London Zoo [1180x787] (x-post r/Crocodilia)

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👤︎ u/greatyellowshark

📅︎ Aug 26 2014

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While we're putting size in to perspective... here's a Deinosuchus (Order Crocodilia) with a Tyrannosaurus.

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👤︎ u/IchTanze

📅︎ May 04 2016

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Telling apart members of the order Crocodilia (alligators, crocodiles and more!) imgur.com/a/Hfmqg

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👤︎ u/haricot_vert

📅︎ Jan 30 2014

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r/Crocodilia - for all species of crocodilians reddit.com/r/Crocodilia/

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👤︎ u/greatyellowshark

📅︎ Jan 29 2013

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r/Crocodilia - 23 species, one subreddit. Images, news, and conservation info for gators, crocs, and caimans. reddit.com/r/Crocodilia

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👤︎ u/greatyellowshark

📅︎ Jan 28 2013

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TIL that birds are considered to be a subgroup of reptiles, having descended from theropod dinosaurs and being the closest living relatives to the order Crocodilia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ori…

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👤︎ u/Haphios

📅︎ Aug 24 2015

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Alligator and python, Everglades National Park [1000x773] (x-post r/Crocodilia)

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👤︎ u/greatyellowshark

📅︎ Jan 28 2013

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Newly hatched Philippine crocodiles (Crocodylus mindorensis) at the London Zoo [1180x787] (x-post r/Crocodilia) animalart /u/greatyellowshark

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👤︎ u/MultiFunctionBot

📅︎ Aug 26 2014

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to catch a crocodile v.redd.it/i3csn3hxw2a81

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👤︎ u/Gerazioio

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Me avoiding touching water because my hands will get wrinkly and that feels BAD v.redd.it/ew1c07zlw0881

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👤︎ u/winterbine5

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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👤︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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Geddit? No? Only me?

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👤︎ u/shampy311

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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E or ß?

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👤︎ u/Amazekam

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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No spoilers

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👤︎ u/Onfour

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Covid problems

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👤︎ u/theincrediblebou

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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👤︎ u/designjeevan