Crocodilia unity. (Sorry if you think I'm treating this subreddit as a biology one, but these guys have been around for a long long time)
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The Wolf Song snippet leaked!! (By Cuca Crocodilia) soundcloud.app.goo.gl/2qc…
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Crocodilia πŸ₯°πŸŠ
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If there's an Alligator Loki does that mean there are there other Crocodilia Lokis?
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Carcharosuchus (Carcharosuchus deinodontus) Order: Crocodiles (Crocodilia) Family: True crocodiles (Crocodylidae
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What species in crocodilia is this? Neither of my biology professors know.
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SLPT: How To Identify Crocodilia
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Favourite non-extinct crocodilia and why

I'm going with Orinoco because they look like good bois.

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What is crocodilia? I’ve unlocked it ... but not sure what it does!
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Canis Crocodilia, gluttonous Guardian of the Cathedral Ruins
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Crocodilia is an order that contains species of crocodiles, alligators and caymans en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cro…
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Hi r/crocodilia! I'm making a deck of reptile/amphibian inspired playing cards, and thought you might like this card
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Replace the City of Quebec's mayor with a member of the order Crocodilia

Crocodiles reduce crime. They don't take any shit.

Crocodile for mayor.

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Hey guys! This might be the wrong place to post this, but can someone identify this crocodilia?
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The musky caiman (Paleosuchus palpebrosus) is the smallest living member of Crocodilia, the group that contains crocodiles, alligators, caiman, and gharials. A full grown adult will typically weigh around 14 lbs.
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Newly hatched Philippine crocodiles (Crocodylus mindorensis) at the London Zoo [1180x787] (x-post r/Crocodilia)
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While we're putting size in to perspective... here's a Deinosuchus (Order Crocodilia) with a Tyrannosaurus.
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Telling apart members of the order Crocodilia (alligators, crocodiles and more!) imgur.com/a/Hfmqg
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r/Crocodilia - for all species of crocodilians reddit.com/r/Crocodilia/
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r/Crocodilia - 23 species, one subreddit. Images, news, and conservation info for gators, crocs, and caimans. reddit.com/r/Crocodilia
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TIL that birds are considered to be a subgroup of reptiles, having descended from theropod dinosaurs and being the closest living relatives to the order Crocodilia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ori…
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Alligator and python, Everglades National Park [1000x773] (x-post r/Crocodilia)
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Newly hatched Philippine crocodiles (Crocodylus mindorensis) at the London Zoo [1180x787] (x-post r/Crocodilia) animalart /u/greatyellowshark
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to catch a crocodile v.redd.it/i3csn3hxw2a81
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Me avoiding touching water because my hands will get wrinkly and that feels BAD v.redd.it/ew1c07zlw0881
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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We've seen him once, your move Marvel
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Couch potato
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