My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Bird puns
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Bird Puns
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︎ Feb 08 2020
My friend wouldnβt stop telling me bird puns
Little did he know toucan play at that game
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︎ Jun 13 2019
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Wanna hear a bird pun? ..no?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Bird puns in the comments
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︎ Sep 03 2019
[REQUEST] Star Wars Bird Puns
Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.
So far I only have: Coo Skywalker
Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.
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︎ Jun 24 2017
Bird puns galore
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︎ Feb 01 2019
Bird pun bad
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
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︎ Feb 14 2018
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︎ Jul 13 2017
My dad kept making bird puns today.
I told him toucan play at that game.
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︎ Aug 23 2016
*Angry Bird Noises*
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︎ Jun 09 2021
What kind of bird doesnβt know the words to their own song?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Why did the policeman think it was ok to enter a residence when he thought he heard bird calls inside?
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︎ May 29 2021
Why do poultry birds always smell so bad?
Because of their fowl odour.
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︎ May 21 2021
What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call the birds of paradise that live around the Ring Of Fire?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What bird has the worst manners?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Birds aren't very reliable
They're always winging it
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︎ May 09 2021
I'm not sure what the big deal is with the national bird of the U.S
I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle
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︎ May 21 2021
I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
A man walks into a tattoo parlour holding a small bird in his hands. The tattoo artist looks at him, confused.
The man asked, "Tit for tat?"
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︎ May 22 2021
Why did the bird get divorced?
His wife tweeted him badly
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︎ May 20 2021
What phase do tall birds go through in their adolescence?
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︎ May 29 2021
What kind of sick bird breaks the law?
An ill eagle
(Credit to my first grader π)
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︎ May 20 2021
I started a bird food-delivery service in my neighborhood
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︎ May 25 2021
Whatβs the official bird of 2020?
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︎ May 15 2021
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says .....
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My Dad and I watched a squirrel get spun off a bird feederβ¦
When the squirrel did it again, Dad said that the squirrel was absolutely nuts.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
How can you tell if a bird ith married?
Look for the wedding wing.
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︎ May 25 2021
What is a birdβs favorite hair style?
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︎ May 24 2021
When you see birds flying in a V and there are more birds on one side, why is that?
Because there are more birds on that side.
Zinger from my father-in-law.
Edit: This is word for word. Thanks everyone for trying to make it better.
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︎ May 20 2021
I bought inexpensive bird food.
Now all I hear is βCheap, Cheapβ.
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︎ May 24 2021
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.
Toucan play at that game.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Bird Puns?
Toucan play at that game.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Bird puns
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Never Try to Annoy someone with bird puns.
Because Toucan play the game
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︎ Mar 23 2019
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
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︎ Jun 01 2020
My Friend wouldnβt stop telling me bird puns
So I said Toucan play at that game
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Never try to annoy someone with bird puns.
Because toucan play at that game.
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︎ Apr 06 2018
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
My friend thinks he can make better bird puns than me
Toucan play at this game!
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︎ May 04 2018
You know why I like bird puns?
Because toucan play at that game.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Never try to annoy me with bird puns..
Because toucan play at that game
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︎ Aug 18 2017
My friend keeps sending me bird puns.
He doesn't realise toucan play that game
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︎ Jul 27 2019
What bird has the worst manners?
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︎ May 31 2021
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