A list of puns related to "Join the Club"
I said, "Sure, why not?"
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
I might have, but I just didn't see the point in it.
Wednesday is open mic night.
I told her,
"I'm sorry, but I don't give a flying fuck."
...but I've never given a flying fuck.
but the membership was full.
No small feet, please.
Me: “That sounds cool. Do you guys have a plan or are you just gonna make it up as you go?”
(This was a couple years ago and I still look back on it as my peak dad joke)
Oh, 'cause I thought I heard you in choir.
Me: "Hey dad I joined the angling club at school."
Dad: "Fishing?
Or Geometry?"
But they wouldn’t let me in because it was too clicky.
Join the club
"You need to exercise more. Have you tried dancing? Maybe you should join a club", the doctor says.
The man, unsure if more movement would really solve the problem, replies: "I don't know Doc, I think I want a second opinion on that."
"In that case, I'd suggest you to see a dentist", comes the answer.
"But Doc, why would I go to the dentist with my hip problem?"
To this, the doctor says: "It hurts because you don't floss."
Hi, I'm the president of a high school club called future investors and I need a few puns to accompany an advertisement on facebook/instagram.
Here it is: "Invest your time into something meaningful.. like FUTURE INVESTORS! I promise that you won't be a-loan, as you'll form a lot of bonds (and hopefully have a high ROI) by joining! Don't be a laughing stock and come to our first meeting on 9/19"
Today it was hot and humid in our office and the AC wouldn't kick on so we were crowded around an oscillating pedestal fan... Our boss walked up and said:
"What is this? A fan club?"
I looked at him and said,
"This IS our biggest fan."
Others followed, but I'll let you all join in.
Ordering at a restaurant he asked if he could have the chicken club.
I asked "can we all join or is it just you?"
The waitress just rolled her eyes.
As a teacher my students often ask, "How long is the test"
I hold my hands about 12 inches apart and say "about this long."
Can I join the club?
A coworker and I were talking at the end of a long shift.
Me: Damn by back is killing me.
Coworker: Join the club.
Me: Is it like a back support group.
I like star wars. My dad knows this. My dad had never been a "dad joke" sort of person. He is an accountant by trade and other than being family we have never been very close. My sister jokes about it even. But he is my dad and I love him.
He has been mellowing in recent years now that both kids are out of the house. Oh yeah, and that whole nearly dying during an emergency surgery thing a few years back.
Anyway, tonight he texts me out of nowhere. And hits me with this: http://imgur.com/Qq6S6PA (transcript below)
"How do you know you have a wookie cookie?"
"... I don't know. How?"
"it's Chewwie"
My dad ladies and gents. Has just joined the dad joke Club.
I personally couldn't give a flying fuck.
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