A list of puns related to "Smoked Salmon"
Unfortunately it quit smoking last week
I was struggling to open a package of smoked salmon.
Gf - You can't get it open?
Me - not without the key...
Gf - what key?
Me - the key for these lox.
So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:
"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"
He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/
And all of his friends began to talk about how tragic it was that he was such a heavy smoker. And though it he mostly smoked at parties, it was only a matter of time before he would be smoking 10-15 a day..
..He was outside to smoke salmon.
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