Is this smoked salmon?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f040520
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I wanted some smoked salmon

Unfortunately it quit smoking last week

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirk993
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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If smoking is so bad for your health, then how come it cures salmon?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fill-Chapo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Dadjoked the girlfriend at breakfast...

I was struggling to open a package of smoked salmon.

Gf - You can't get it open?

Me - not without the key...

Gf - what key?

Me - the key for these lox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TapTapBam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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I was making some egg benedict...

So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:

"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"

He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountVeggie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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At my dad's birthday he went outside to smoke..

And all of his friends began to talk about how tragic it was that he was such a heavy smoker. And though it he mostly smoked at parties, it was only a matter of time before he would be smoking 10-15 a day..

..He was outside to smoke salmon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatSolmyr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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