Deep fried pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneshotkill0625
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?

Key Of C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dark_Byte
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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This morning I had fried eggs, fried bread, fried potatoes and refried beans....

Happy Fry-day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I owed my friend $20 so I gave a few dollars, some loose change, and a few small pieces of fried chicken

It was all legal tender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What do you call a fried potato who is being held hostage?

A bargaining chip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndGall
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried

I call it Deep Fry-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baby-Penewine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?

They’re the chip monks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abombregardless
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?

Apparently it's been panned by critics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.

I guess it's back to square won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

Dont wok away from me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midnighthunder0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I really like shrimp-fried rice.

It’s amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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The first French Fry was not fried in France.

It was fried in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosalah99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?

He falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldingMonk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What do you call panko fried goose?

Honkatsu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GirtBySteez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Chicken-fried rice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bombastic_Sushi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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everyone knows fries aren't fried in France

they're fried in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonNo9001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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I'm sure it has been done, but chicken fried rice! Found at a resort tempenaki restaurant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinosoares21
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Who's in charge of Kentucky Fried Popcorn?

Kernel Saunders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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The Princess Fried
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Shrimp Fried Rice??
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackRelish12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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nothing beats a fried egg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/__ch4nc3__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Went to cracker barrel yesterday for lunch with my dad and we got their new signature fried chicken

The waitress gave us our food and he started looking the pieces over really intently. He turned them all over and checked every side.

Waitress: is everything okay sir? Dad: No i think something's wrong with my chicken. (Looking at the pieces for a second time) Waitress: I'm sorry, what's wrong? Dad: I don't think they signed my chicken.

I lost it.

Happy Fathers day weekend!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rofsdraw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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So you’re tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/droopydrip1007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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There's a haunted Kentucky Fried Chicken near my house.

They think it's poultrygeist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto-McWrect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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To live a long and healthy life you're supposed to give up cigarettes, booze, and fried foods.

Well maybe you won't actually live longer, but it sure will feel like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why are Koreans so good at making fried chicken?

Because its Seoul food

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I have a new buttermilk fried chicken recipe so good it’s...

Legs β€˜n dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.

I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajd011394
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I stepped on some dropped chicken fried chicken

Guess it really was sole food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?

the mallard reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ulpisen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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Country fried food

If you're Hungary, eat Turkey on some fine China while you're talking to Chad. Just make sure it isn't covered in Greece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reaganbush2020
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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The First 'French Fries' weren't fried in France.

They were fried in grease.

Credit: Bob &Tom in the Morning All Me Baby. No credit to anyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevo525
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?

tempura-pedic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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[Fried Chicken Franchise] is moving to only serve wings from one side

It’s a vast right wing conspiracy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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I find myself craving vegetables dipped in batter and fried in a Japanese style.

I'm feeling tempura-mental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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I told my gluten intolerant wife I'd be making fried chicken for dinner...

She replied, "oh you batter not!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Fried Ice Cream

Sister in law was watching my kids and my wife and I went out for dinner. Sent her a picture of my wife's dessert and the following conversation happened.

Me: Mmmmmmmmm Fried Ice Cream

S-I-L: Ugh haven't had that in forever!

Me: It's green tea ice cream. How long has that been?

SIL: Never tried green tea ice cream. But I love fried ice cream. Well, I use to anyway haha. Nothing tastes the same since I had kids.

Me: Yeah, that's why I never ate my kids. Leaves a foul taste in your mouth forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoPhilly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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My phone used to only turn on if it was being deep-fried in seawater and oil.

It was charged with a salt and battering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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'Fried Egg, I'm In Love' - best pun name for a food cart? friedegglove.com
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jetglo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2013
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

Dont wok away from me!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't fried in France?

They were fried in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blastbeast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Did you know French Fries weren’t made nor fried in France?

They were made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNight100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Did you know French fries aren’t fried in France?

They’re fried in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stuaaaaart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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TIL French Fries were not originally fried in France.

They were fried in grease!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Cabbage_Corp_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shippy10_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?

the mallard reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ulpisen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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