Deep fried pun
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?
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︎ May 11 2021
This morning I had fried eggs, fried bread, fried potatoes and refried beans....
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I owed my friend $20 so I gave a few dollars, some loose change, and a few small pieces of fried chicken
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a fried potato who is being held hostage?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
Theyβre the chip monks.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?
Apparently it's been panned by critics.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.
I guess it's back to square won.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I really like shrimp-fried rice.
Itβs amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
The first French Fry was not fried in France.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
What do you call panko fried goose?
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Chicken-fried rice
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︎ Sep 09 2018
everyone knows fries aren't fried in France
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︎ Oct 10 2018
I'm sure it has been done, but chicken fried rice! Found at a resort tempenaki restaurant.
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︎ May 26 2019
Who's in charge of Kentucky Fried Popcorn?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
The Princess Fried
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︎ Dec 31 2018
Shrimp Fried Rice??
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︎ Aug 07 2018
nothing beats a fried egg
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Went to cracker barrel yesterday for lunch with my dad and we got their new signature fried chicken
The waitress gave us our food and he started looking the pieces over really intently. He turned them all over and checked every side.
Waitress: is everything okay sir?
Dad: No i think something's wrong with my chicken. (Looking at the pieces for a second time)
Waitress: I'm sorry, what's wrong?
Dad: I don't think they signed my chicken.
I lost it.
Happy Fathers day weekend!
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︎ Jun 15 2019
So youβre tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!
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︎ Feb 08 2019
There's a haunted Kentucky Fried Chicken near my house.
They think it's poultrygeist.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
To live a long and healthy life you're supposed to give up cigarettes, booze, and fried foods.
Well maybe you won't actually live longer, but it sure will feel like it.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Why are Koreans so good at making fried chicken?
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︎ Dec 21 2018
I have a new buttermilk fried chicken recipe so good itβs...
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︎ Dec 25 2018
Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
I stepped on some dropped chicken fried chicken
Guess it really was sole food.
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︎ Sep 02 2018
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
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︎ Feb 08 2018
Country fried food
If you're Hungary, eat Turkey on some fine China while you're talking to Chad. Just make sure it isn't covered in Greece!
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︎ Aug 22 2017
The First 'French Fries' weren't fried in France.
They were fried in grease.
Credit: Bob &Tom in the Morning All Me Baby. No credit to anyone else.
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︎ Jul 11 2018
What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?
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︎ May 04 2018
[Fried Chicken Franchise] is moving to only serve wings from one side
Itβs a vast right wing conspiracy
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︎ Dec 13 2017
I find myself craving vegetables dipped in batter and fried in a Japanese style.
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
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︎ Jul 10 2015
I told my gluten intolerant wife I'd be making fried chicken for dinner...
She replied, "oh you batter not!"
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︎ Sep 20 2017
Fried Ice Cream
Sister in law was watching my kids and my wife and I went out for dinner. Sent her a picture of my wife's dessert and the following conversation happened.
Me: Mmmmmmmmm Fried Ice Cream
S-I-L: Ugh haven't had that in forever!
Me: It's green tea ice cream. How long has that been?
SIL: Never tried green tea ice cream. But I love fried ice cream. Well, I use to anyway haha. Nothing tastes the same since I had kids.
Me: Yeah, that's why I never ate my kids. Leaves a foul taste in your mouth forever.
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︎ Mar 27 2016
My phone used to only turn on if it was being deep-fried in seawater and oil.
It was charged with a salt and battering.
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︎ Feb 01 2018
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︎ Jan 11 2013
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't fried in France?
They were fried in Greece.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Did you know French Fries werenβt made nor fried in France?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Did you know French fries arenβt fried in France?
Theyβre fried in Greece.
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︎ Feb 26 2019
TIL French Fries were not originally fried in France.
They were fried in grease!
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︎ Oct 15 2018
So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?
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︎ Aug 07 2018
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
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︎ Feb 08 2018
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