A list of puns related to "Fried Breakfast"
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
So I had to scramble
eggs first, for breakfast! fried chicken for dinner!
I'm male and when people ask me about my family I tell them I have four brothers. "No sisters?" "Nope. I'm the only girl."
When I fry an egg for breakfast as I'm cracking the egg into the pan I say "Whoa! This pan is hot enough to fry an egg!" Although this one gets a laugh every time it doesn't really count because I'm usually the only person in the room.
me (sitting down at the breakfast table): Its a friday!
him: fried egg? not fried egg - its cereal for breakfast today
I was working in the design studio with a bunch of other students. It's late and everyone is exhausted. A couple of the girls from my class start dancing and coming up with "new moves". Eventually they started giving their moves breakfast related names.
Girl 1: This is the scrambled eggs
Girl 2: And this one is called frying bacon.
Me: Wait, wait, wait... Can we open a bar and call it... The Breakfast Club?
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