A list of puns related to "Baked Beans"
That can't be good for his back.
They ended up in Cairns!
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
In Heinz-sight, that was a bad idea
A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.
I told she could be my Beanie Baby!
It was a poor decision, in Heinz sight.
I don't know how they've supported my weight.
Yeah. I'll leave now.
In heinz-sight, it wasn't a great idea
Because if they had one more, they'd be too farty.
Jack and the beans talk
My grandfather used to say when making baked beans you need to use exactly 239. Anymore and they would be too farty
Scene: Dinner for my mom's birthday at a very nice (expensive) restaurant.
Waitress: Your steak comes with a choice of the vegetable of the day or a twice baked potato.
Me: Are twice baked potatoes and refried beans prepared similar ways or is that just a naming coincidence?
W: Laughing Oh my God. Our bartender and I were just talking about funny "dad jokes" on reddit! I didn't expect to hear one in person. Do you use reddit?
M: Umm... Yeah... I actually follow r/dadjokes but I'm not a dad and
W: You should post that joke there!
I have no idea if she will see this but my wife said I had to let everyone know about a redditor interaction. I hope she does because the food was awesome and she was a fantastic waitress beyond being a fellow redditor.
I still have no idea if twice baked potatoes and refried beans have any link...
Baked beans.
And this probably wasn't as funny as it sounds but i laughed so much. Somehow he managed to open the fridge so heavy handedly a bowl of baked beans fell out and all over him and he yelled "I'VE BEAN HAD" I can't help but chuckle still, what a guy.
Me doing a school assignment on the search for extraterrestrial life Dad: Why are you doing a project on Martians?
Me: They're not Martians but they might be Kepler 22b'ns
Dad: Any relation to baked beans?
I was having dinner with a friend's family. Her grandmother starts telling us about her secret to cooking digestible beans. She says the secret is to boil them with a little baking soda to release excess gas.
Her dad is listening and perks up when she says this. "you know her real secret right? She only cooks 239 beans at a time"
We all look at him puzzled, grandma included.
"Well if she cooked one more they would be too farty!" (240)
They ended up in Cairns
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