Here's a car - thurrrp
Where? - thurrrp
There - thurrrp
An ultomato
Now I have to ketchup.
edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post
Toes
"ketchup"
I said, "You wanna pizza me?"
“Sir, please stop writing separate checks for every single item.”
Ketchup!
One of them slipped off the cutting board onto the floor and she gasped in surprise. I asked her what happened and she said "one of my tomatoes is trying to get away" So of course I replied "Well did you ketchup to it?" And then I giggled for the rest of the evening.
But I can't find a reliable sauce on that.
I work in a kitchen and a coworker asked "I wonder where tomatoes got their name?"
I said it probably it went something like this...
"Hey where did those round, juicy, red things go?"
"Oh, Tom ate those"
"Tomatoes?! Is that what they're called? Well, where did they go?"
No one laughed except me.
"But I repeat myself"
From my head tomatoes
TomaTao
That makes ketchup a smoothie!
Tomato ketchup...
Dad tomato, mom tomato and son tomato. Son tomato is going too slow so his dad slaps him and says ketchup.
He made the cut!
The one ahead was getting seriously frustrated by the one lagging behind
So he went back, and stepped on him, and said, "Ketchup"
We would be eating tomatoes like there's no tomatoe.
(Tomato, tomAHto)
Because they always ketchup.
"Man, i love you from my head tomatoes."
The whole experience left a sour taste in my mouth...
He said to me "The driver must have been sauced."
I feel pretty proud of this one.
Classmate to the entire class, interrupting the lesson: "Did you know that tomatoes went to the Supreme Court to decide if it was a fruit or vegetable?"
Me: "Don't you mean the food court?"
The class laughed pretty hard. I am only 15, so I'm not as good as some of you out there, but I am practicing!
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry. So he goes back and squishes him and goes 'catch up'
Sir, can you please stop writing checks for every single item?
Cashier: Sir, can you please stop writing checks for every single item?
papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him and says…
KETCHUP!
I said, "Hey, you wanna pizza me?!"
Three Tomatoes are walking down a street. Papa Tomato, Momma Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, so Papa Tomato goes back and hits Baby Tomato right between the eyes, and shouts "Ketchup!!!".
Gotta give credit to Pulp Fiction.
