What do you call a fried potato who is being held hostage?
Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried
Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
Has anyone seen the new film about fried eggs?
Apparently it's been panned by critics.
I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.
I guess it's back to square won.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
I really like shrimp-fried rice.
It’s amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.
The first French Fry was not fried in France.
Did you hear about the chickpea that was cooked, mashed and then fried?
What do you call panko fried goose?
Who's in charge of Kentucky Fried Popcorn?
I'm sure it has been done, but chicken fried rice! Found at a resort tempenaki restaurant.
everyone knows fries aren't fried in France
nothing beats a fried egg
Went to cracker barrel yesterday for lunch with my dad and we got their new signature fried chicken
The waitress gave us our food and he started looking the pieces over really intently. He turned them all over and checked every side.
Waitress: is everything okay sir?
Dad: No i think something's wrong with my chicken. (Looking at the pieces for a second time)
Waitress: I'm sorry, what's wrong?
Dad: I don't think they signed my chicken.
I lost it.
Happy Fathers day weekend!
To live a long and healthy life you're supposed to give up cigarettes, booze, and fried foods.
Well maybe you won't actually live longer, but it sure will feel like it.
So you’re tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!
There's a haunted Kentucky Fried Chicken near my house.
They think it's poultrygeist.
Why are Koreans so good at making fried chicken?
I have a new buttermilk fried chicken recipe so good it’s...
My wife thinks it is not wrong to steal and eat the eggs i just fried
These are not poached eggs, she says.
Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?
I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.
I stepped on some dropped chicken fried chicken
Guess it really was sole food.
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
Country fried food
If you're Hungary, eat Turkey on some fine China while you're talking to Chad. Just make sure it isn't covered in Greece!
The First 'French Fries' weren't fried in France.
They were fried in grease.
Credit: Bob &Tom in the Morning All Me Baby. No credit to anyone else.
What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?
[Fried Chicken Franchise] is moving to only serve wings from one side
It’s a vast right wing conspiracy
I told my gluten intolerant wife I'd be making fried chicken for dinner...
She replied, "oh you batter not!"
I find myself craving vegetables dipped in batter and fried in a Japanese style.
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
My phone used to only turn on if it was being deep-fried in seawater and oil.
It was charged with a salt and battering.
Fried Ice Cream
Sister in law was watching my kids and my wife and I went out for dinner. Sent her a picture of my wife's dessert and the following conversation happened.
Me: Mmmmmmmmm Fried Ice Cream
S-I-L: Ugh haven't had that in forever!
Me: It's green tea ice cream. How long has that been?
SIL: Never tried green tea ice cream. But I love fried ice cream. Well, I use to anyway haha. Nothing tastes the same since I had kids.
Me: Yeah, that's why I never ate my kids. Leaves a foul taste in your mouth forever.
I know a weight loss diet that works with fried confectionary!
All you have to do is eat the doughnut whole
Who really fried my public image by calling me a chicken?
Why was the fried shrimp so happy soon after his breakup?
His pain was only tempurarary!
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Did you know the first French fries weren't fried in France?
They were fried in Greece.
Did you know French Fries weren’t made nor fried in France?
Did you know French fries aren’t fried in France?
TIL French Fries were not originally fried in France.
They were fried in grease!
So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
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