Salmon as food Puns

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Our appetizers were described as “finger food”. Butter on a rock, chicken on a can, crisps on a paper clip and salmon on an upside down bowl. There was a bread plate though...
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👤︎ u/doctorgroover
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Though this little guy might look a lot like his cousin, the great white, he's actually a salmon shark! As their name indicates, one of their favorite foods is salmon, and to be successful in catching a meal, this juvenile will one day reach speeds of up to 50mph.
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👤︎ u/Cassiopeia2996
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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Salmon should drop cooked salmon kebabs with a BBQ drizzle when killed. Said food would give the advancement once eaten: A Creative Way To Get Cooked Salmon Kebabs with a BBQ Drizzle. Every time you get this award, you get 1369 tridents as that would fill an inventory of shulker boxes!
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👤︎ u/r-slas
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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HELP!! As a food swap today I got a bargain of 2packs of smoked salmon instead of salmon trimmings which I was just going to mix into a fancy prawn cocktail. This salmon is to good for that any simple starters out there. Going in front of in-laws.
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👤︎ u/blueblue1228
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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They asked for well done salmon. And said everything tasted great when I asked. Oh yeah, and they asked the runner for more sauce AS SOON AS THE FOOD HIT THE TABLE! imgur.com/gallery/PV8nj3v
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👤︎ u/daviddakangbang
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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Millions of Africans face food insecurity as fish stocks diverted to make animal feed for Western factory farms | Farmed chicken, salmon and pork are all reared using fishmeal, and as global demand for cheap meet rises, producers are casting their net wider to obtain fish for animal feed independent.co.uk/news/wo…
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👤︎ u/EightRoundsRapid
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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Not even good food is enough CB. How DARE people serve SALMON instead of TACO BELL in their own wedding reception?!
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👤︎ u/CrazyBirboLady
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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[food pic] pecan crusted salmon with Dijon maple glaze and roasted brussels sprouts with cinnamon topping.
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👤︎ u/yunmif7
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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[Porter] Brad Marchand (goal; season-low 14:36 TOI) said he ate bad salmon and got food poisoning. Does not have the coronavirus. twitter.com/mattyports/st…
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👤︎ u/TheVargTrain
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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A fan for choosing the coloring food to feed to your salmons so that they look edible
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👤︎ u/MattOnyx
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Full day of food for 1293 kcal and 100g of protein (coffee not included). I wanted to fit salmon, so went slightly over 1200. Description and breakdown of calories in comments! imgur.com/f6GueR9
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👤︎ u/EuphoricFoxes
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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[Discussion] My GSD 9 week puppy won’t eat any food other than salmon or fish flavor?

Hey all... title says it all. He only wants to eat wet canned food that’s salmon. I just realized it’s not for puppy’s and just adults. I’ve tried everything to make him eat chicken or something other than salmon but he won’t. He will devour salmon food all day but there is none for puppies. What can I do??

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👤︎ u/wallstreet_cfa
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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Taking advantage of staying home to make a veggie version of a food I miss - smoked salmon! Bonus - used up some carrots from the fridge too.
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👤︎ u/elizabethsaurus
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Airport food but still managed to stay keto. Crayfish and avocado salad and a smoked salmon, spinach and egg protein bowl.
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👤︎ u/Peculiarlou
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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[Food Pic] My morning bagel substitute - TJs roasted plantains, TJs pastrami style smoked salmon, capers, onions, and goat cheese
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👤︎ u/lostcatfoundcat
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Look what I found in The Whole Foods Market Salmon youtube.com/watch?v=_e2KE…
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👤︎ u/moda_H
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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What's a food & beverage pairing WORSE than salmon and a bourbon barrel aged stout?
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👤︎ u/GoldPaintedLemons
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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Douglas Fraser on Twitter | Scottish salmon exports leap 25% by volume and value in first half of 2019: @SSPOsays - 47k tonnes: £319m That's after a dip last year. 49% of exports go to EU, which will impose a tariff if no deal on Brexit. it's Britain's biggest food export. twitter.com/BBCDouglasF/s…
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👤︎ u/zias_growler
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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FFXIV Food Blog: Plates Of Eorzea [Creamy Salmon Pasta]
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👤︎ u/PlatesOfEorzea
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Baked Salmon fillet with Buckwheat Soba Noodles and grilled sweet corn. It feels SO GOOD to eat wholesome food like this. I have not missed my usual fast food takeaways yet.
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👤︎ u/masoylatte
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Farmed Norwegian Salmon World’s Most Toxic Food (2017) - dangers of modern day fish farming 54min youtube.com/watch?v=RYYf8…
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👤︎ u/zemadd
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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Since we are sharing Vegas diner food- Cinnamon's has Hawaiian breakfast. Banana pancakes with coconut syrup, crabcake and salmon lox Benedict, respectively.
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👤︎ u/JigglyWiggley
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Shelter-in-Place Salmon Loaf - Food Wishes youtube.com/watch?v=qXv5O…
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👤︎ u/ChefJohnBot
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Scottish salmon UK’s top food export again fishfarmermagazine.com/ne…
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👤︎ u/bottish
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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Salmon on rice on cracking wood board with plenty of crevasses and splits for food chunks to get wedged. Seward, Alaska
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👤︎ u/Autski
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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[Food Pic] Teriyaki Salmon & Sautéed Cauliflower Rice, Carrots, Cucumber and Peppers.
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👤︎ u/racheleatsright
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Salmon Ochazuke, simple food is the best!

https://i.redd.it/vecb89g8okz31.gif

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👤︎ u/xomgg
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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It was Salem's 2nd birthday yesterday, here's the face he made when he saw a can of salmon being opened instead of cat food.
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👤︎ u/Dr_McKay
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Swedish Food - Gravlax ( Cured Salmon ) - Easy Gravlax Recipe | How to make Gravlax 🐟 youtu.be/FAO6xIW-1pE
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👤︎ u/vahlo
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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For bagel + lox, why do people but their capers and onions on top of the salmon as opposed to underneath where they can stick to the cream cheese?
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👤︎ u/Scienceisexy
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Salmon dinner for my cat's adopt-iversary. (Salmon/tuna wet food with salmon oil, chunks of salmon fillet and freeze-dried salmon "sprinkles". Also two pieces of freeze-dried lamb lung in place of candles!)
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👤︎ u/MissSnuffles117
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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The Only Sushi Restaurant in Jerusalem, it Actually Has Amazing Food - Tuna and Salmon Sashimi, Seaweed Salad, Rice, and Miso Soup.
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👤︎ u/CricketSongs
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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[Food Pic] Low Carb, Paleo, Keto Meal - Baked Pesto Salmon, Sautéed Spinach And Roasted Yellow Squash. Recipe in comment.
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👤︎ u/racheleatsright
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Salmon producer steps up war on food fraud bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan…
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👤︎ u/abz_eng
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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[Request] Need puppy food for the month (salmon, due to poultry allergy)

I posted in r/assistance and r/borrow, and someone recommended I come here as well.

Long story short, I spent the year abroad as a student, worked since February, and quit my job last month because the new owners of the company took advantage of everyone in my office, lied about our wages, and made it impossible for us to work there. I thought I had a suitable job lined up, but it turned out that they can't hire me until I've finished my application for citizenship, which is waiting on my birth certificate (in the mail from Canada). While I was working I adopted a greyhound puppy and I'm working with him toward becoming my P-SD for anxiety and narcolepsy. I was really lucky in that my dad said he could probably scrounge up rent money for me this month, but I still can't cover food.

If someone were able to purchase his food (currently he eats Britcare jr large breed salmon and potato as he has a moderate-severe poultry allergy) online (you can find it here) and have it shipped to me, I'd be super appreciative.

Thanks

edit: I am in Jerusalem, Israel

Edit 2: today I posted on some local FB groups, and someone offered to buy (and then bought) the big bag of dog food for us. Thank you so much for caring, those of you who commented or messaged me.

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👤︎ u/brisketpants
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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Farmed Norwegian Salmon World’s Most Toxic Food (2017) youtube.com/watch?v=RYYf8…
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👤︎ u/pantydroppin
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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smoked salmon = alcoholic's dream food.

i am CA, go and bend every week for a couple days, drink about 50-80 drinks in a short time period. come the 3rd day and I have minor alcohol withdrawal/major hangover. until I found smoked salmon. not sure if it's the sodium or the protein and omegas...or all of it, but 4oz+ of that shit and I'm almost as right as rain, just waiting for the next weekend to do it again

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👤︎ u/electricbridge
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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Went to Petco to buy dog food and saw this little guy. Can’t wait for him to heal up and see him in his full glory. Named him Salmon.
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👤︎ u/Chromatoast
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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ferretone or grizzly salmon oil + ferret food recipes

I recently read online that ferretone was actually not good for ferrets? Does anyone know if grizzly salmon oil would be a better alternative?

In addition to this; if anyone wants to leave any recipes that your ferret likes it’ll be much appreciated :)

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👤︎ u/arialxxyah
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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What is the best way to catch the King Salmon? Any way to avoid freezing like a food or something?

Right now I've built a room which helps but isn't the best. Any other ways to manage the blizzard's effects?

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👤︎ u/imakillniceelf
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Fresh fish (shrimp, mackerel, etc) in Windsor? Food basics/Walmart only has packaged salmon and some other fishes I don’t like.

Hey guys anyone know where to get fresh fish in Windsor?

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👤︎ u/l00t9
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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[Homemade] comfort food for cold days, tortellini in broth, grilled salmon and veggies, marble cake
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👤︎ u/monik72
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Salmon and food security at risk in Fraser River slide, feds say nationalobserver.com/2019…
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👤︎ u/TrueNorthGreen
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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