Smoked salmon Puns

Unfortunately it quit smoking last week

I was struggling to open a package of smoked salmon.

Gf - You can't get it open?

Me - not without the key...

Gf - what key?

Me - the key for these lox.

So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:

"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"

He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/

And all of his friends began to talk about how tragic it was that he was such a heavy smoker. And though it he mostly smoked at parties, it was only a matter of time before he would be smoking 10-15 a day..

..He was outside to smoke salmon.