A list of puns related to "Lox"
The Lox Smith
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
They dread lox.
With lox!
Under lox and key.
"Give me roast beef, boys, and filet of sole. I also want lox on a Kaiser roll. That's all, today."
They seem a little seedy
Because then they'd be called bagels.
Put lox on it.
They always need to have back up locks (lox).
They're afraid the inmates will pick lox.
I was struggling to open a package of smoked salmon.
Gf - You can't get it open?
Me - not without the key...
Gf - what key?
Me - the key for these lox.
I'm a server and at my restaurant we have an item called the lox and lox. I'm serving an elderly couple and the wife exclaims "ooo they have loxs!" The husband looks me dead in the eye and says "Does that come with any keys?"
He said it with such a straight face I almost didn't get it. I cracked up while his wife gave a loud sound of exasperation
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