Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…

That's what really seals the dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Can you imagine cured meat? Sitting around, brining all day, never lifting a finger.

It's just in salting

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Brining my phone to the woods tomorrow!

Gonna try some bird calls.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin, to draw out excess moisture....

WOW....I'm cured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The quandary of the Sea Cucumber.

So, the Sea cucumber is always in salt water, always in the brine. It spends years in the ocean. Being salted. So why isn’t it a sea pickle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginkoleano
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Got stabbed in the eye with a pickle

Now I’m brined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardedshagger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call a salty robot

Optimus Brine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeNordy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Ok, so two pickles walk into a jar

They both order white brine

Edit: improved the joke

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