Elevator pun
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Elevator pun
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Elevator puns...
... good on so many levels πΊπ»
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I am terrified of the elevator..
I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Jun 29 2022
Someone peed in the elevator.
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︎ Jun 20 2022
I used to be an elevator technician, but had to quit.
There were too many ups and downs.
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︎ Jun 14 2022
If I was going to ask someone to marry me, Iβd propose in an elevator
so I could say I want to take our relationship to the next level
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︎ Mar 26 2022
I hate elevators
They're wrong on so many levels
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︎ Jul 04 2022
Iβm deathly afraid of elevators.
So, Iβm taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ May 14 2022
The British call it a lift. Americans call it an elevator.
They were raised differently.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
You should never trust descending elevators.
They always let you down!
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︎ Jun 14 2022
One time, I tried to take an elevator with my mom, and it got stuck. We were stuck in that elevator for hours. It was horrifying.
Ever since then, Iβve taken steps to avoid elevators at all costs.
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︎ Jul 01 2022
What's the problem with good elevators?
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︎ Jun 02 2022
Why is a stuck elevator better than a bad relationship?
Itβs never gonna let you down
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︎ Apr 02 2022
I really love elevator jokes.
They work on so many levels.
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︎ Jun 14 2022
You know why I hate elevators?
Half the time they are up to something, the other half they are just bringing you down. I should really start taking steps to avoid them..
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︎ Jan 14 2022
I got an elevator installed, that only goes down
I expected people to ask questions about it, but it hasn't come up yet.
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Iβm not a fan of elevator music.
It bothers me on so many levels.
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︎ Mar 18 2022
an electrician walks into a broken elevator
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︎ Jun 04 2022
To whoever stole my elevator joke
I know what you're up to.
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︎ Dec 11 2021
I hate elevators
Every time I get on them, they are always either up to something or just putting me down. I had to get in contact with a therapist because I feel like itβs my fault for pushing their buttons. Thankfully, Iβve been able to take steps to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 19 2022
I always take the elevator because...
...itβs not polite to stair.
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︎ Apr 04 2022
I have a tragic story about elevators...
The first time I used an elevator, it uplifted me. The second time, it let me down.
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︎ May 04 2022
My advice for anyone trying to live with a phobia of elevators:
Apparently there are steps you can take!
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︎ May 16 2022
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator
I was wrong on so many levels.
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︎ Apr 30 2022
I call it a lift. My American friend calls it an elevator.
I suppose we were just raised differently.
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︎ Nov 04 2021
If youβre on the top floor of a building, never trust the elevator.
Itβs only gonna let you down.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
Elevator operator seems like a decent career field
Heard thereβs a lot of room to move up
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︎ Mar 18 2022
Who Performs the Most Rockin' Elevator and Airport Music?
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︎ May 06 2022
Why are Elevator Jokes so Good?
I don't know I've been stuck in here for 2 hours.
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︎ Apr 02 2022
Ghosts like to ride in elevators because ....
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︎ Apr 09 2022
A business man got on an elevator, when he entered,
there was a girl already inside who greeted him with a bright,"t-g-i-f"
He smiled at her and replied, "s-h-i-t"
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "t-g-i-f".
More slowly he answered, "s-h-i-t"
The girl was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "t-g-i-f"
The man smiled back to her and once again "s-h-i-t".
The exasperated girl decided to explain what "t-g-i-f" means "thank goodness it`s friday", get it duuhhh?
The man answered "s-h-i-t" means "sorry honey it`s thursday."
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︎ Apr 15 2022
Iβm scared to death of elevators
For years Iβve taken steps to avoid them
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︎ Feb 28 2022
I pooped in an elevator yesterday
Took that shit to another level
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︎ Jan 02 2022
I once found out that my elevator was haunted, but the ghost was nice
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︎ Mar 07 2022
There are several ways to get to the second floor. Some prefer the stairs, others the elevator.
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︎ Jan 17 2022
I won't use elevators. I know they work fine. I just don't trust them.
They're always up to something.
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︎ Feb 19 2022
I used to be addicted to elevators
Now Im taking steps to avoid them
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︎ May 19 2022
Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels.
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︎ Apr 02 2022
Iβm scared of elevators
So Iβm taking steps to avoid them
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︎ May 11 2022
I am terrified of elevators
So I am taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 23 2022
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
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︎ Apr 29 2022
If I were to ask someone to marry me, Iβd propose in an elevator.
That way I could quickly take our relationship to the next level.
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︎ Apr 01 2022
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
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︎ Feb 18 2022
I'm not a fan of elevator music...
It's bad on so many levels.
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︎ Mar 22 2022
Why is a stuck elevator better than a bad relationship?
Itβs βnever gonna let you downββ¦
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︎ Apr 06 2022
Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels
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︎ Sep 14 2021
In Britain they call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator".
I guess theyβre just raised differently.
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