Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
Elevator pitch v.redd.it/bjf2qxt3vbu31
This is my elevator pitch. I run a company that sells literal things.
I've invented something that will waterproof your building as it moves between floors!
Let me give you the elevator pitch.
My dad hit some high schoolers HARD
So I was at a hotel recently for a wedding. It just so happened that the hotel was also hosting a DECA (high school business/entrepreneurship extra-curricular) conference while we were there. My family got into an elevator with a few of the participants, and immediately, my dad turned to them and asked, "So do you have an elevator pitch?" I've never felt such an immaculate combination of pride and embarrassment.
