Acetone Puns

A list of puns related to "Acetone"

I finally found a drink that will help me get my butt in shape.

Acetone.

For legal reasons, this is a joke.

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👤︎ u/BestWorstDisaster
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?

"I must acetone for my sins"

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👤︎ u/FlourineVsCopper
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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What do the sun and nail polish remover have in common?

They can both make your acetone darker...

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👤︎ u/MusicmanJosh03
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why was the chemist working on his glutes?

He wanted to get his acetoned.

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👤︎ u/TerraOrdinem
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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