Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?

Luckily no soles were lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_y_not
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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My dad asked me, β€œDo you know why our neighbour’s house burned down?”

Me: Fireworks?

Dad: Yeah. Sadly it does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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burned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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My wife burned 8,000 calories

She left the brownies in the oven too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WisdomThingy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I burned my batter based breakfast this morning...

It tasted waffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My friend’s bakery burned down

Now his business is toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demosthenes-42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Dad are we the ones who burned down the building?

Yes we arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ser_jaime358
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My best friend's bakery burned down last night.

Now his business is toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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He really burned them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I just burned 2000 calories...

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WispyNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I burned my rabbit stew.

Now it’s a hare overdone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onalease
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I burned an impressive 2,000 calories today.

That’s the last time I fall asleep with brownies in the oven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Our local shoe factory burned down last night!

Thankfully there were no soles lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neferashu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Have you heard of the cheese factory that burned down?

Debris was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddMcNaughton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I burned my steak at my barbecue party today...

It was a big misteak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viktor-D
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I served a hipster a pizza but he burned his mouth.

He ate it before it was cool. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What do you say about someone who likes being burned while they BBQ.

They are propane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFish12094
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I just burned like a thousand calories....

It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrEggsBenedicr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I remember the day the candle store burned down.

Everyone stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Priests that molest kids should be burned at the stake.

A bon-friar, if you will

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kindofaniceguy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that burned down?

All that's left is de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farbegn
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I can’t eat burned toast

I’m black toast intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hicokid80
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My wife told me the kid almost burned the house down

Now i’m really scared of arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yorak-Hunt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I burned 400 calories this morning.

My Pop Tarts got stuck in the toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GinormousPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What did the man say when his bakery burned down?

My whole business is toast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Across19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I just bought a box of burned out lightbulbs...

For watt it's worth, it wasn't a bright idea on my part.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I Burned My Hawaiian Pizza

I should have used Aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I burned my hawaiian pizza.

I guess I should have used aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfBoblo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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A Nike shoe factory burned down πŸ”₯

1000 soles were lost!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ry8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I just burned my Hawaiian pizza.

I guess I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Just burned 2,000 calories in 2 hours

That’s the last time I leave my brownies in the oven while I’m at work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Burned my Hawaiian pizza today

I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/japiev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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My friend's bakery burned to the ground yesterday.

Now his business is toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Just burned 2000 calories today

I won’t forget to remove the brownies from the oven next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/school-yeeter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Did you hear about the bakery that burned down?

Now, that business is toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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I burned 2,000 calories yesterday.

Left the brownies in the oven too long.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?

The business is now toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Burned my Hawaiian pizza today..

Should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papashuga
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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I burned 2,000 calories last night

Left the brownies in the oven for too long...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I burned 2000 calories today

I left my food in the oven for too long.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My Bakery burned down

and now my business is toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InOuNdErStAnDiT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Burned my Hawaiian pizza today,

I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My wife told me our kid nearly burned down the house....

Now I'm really scared of arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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