Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?
Luckily no soles were lost.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My dad asked me, βDo you know why our neighbourβs house burned down?β
Me: Fireworks?
Dad: Yeah. Sadly it does.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
burned
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︎ Jul 12 2020
My wife burned 8,000 calories
She left the brownies in the oven too long
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I burned my batter based breakfast this morning...
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︎ Sep 28 2020
My friendβs bakery burned down
Now his business is toast
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Dad are we the ones who burned down the building?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
My best friend's bakery burned down last night.
Now his business is toast.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
He really burned them
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I just burned 2000 calories...
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I burned my rabbit stew.
Now itβs a hare overdone.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I burned an impressive 2,000 calories today.
Thatβs the last time I fall asleep with brownies in the oven.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Our local shoe factory burned down last night!
Thankfully there were no soles lost.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Have you heard of the cheese factory that burned down?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I burned my steak at my barbecue party today...
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︎ May 06 2020
I served a hipster a pizza but he burned his mouth.
He ate it before it was cool.
π€¦π»ββοΈ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What do you say about someone who likes being burned while they BBQ.
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︎ May 11 2020
I just burned like a thousand calories....
It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I remember the day the candle store burned down.
Everyone stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Priests that molest kids should be burned at the stake.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Did you hear about the cheese factory that burned down?
All that's left is de Brie.
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︎ May 22 2019
I canβt eat burned toast
Iβm black toast intolerant
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︎ Nov 27 2019
My wife told me the kid almost burned the house down
Now iβm really scared of arson
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︎ Mar 08 2019
I burned 400 calories this morning.
My Pop Tarts got stuck in the toaster.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
What did the man say when his bakery burned down?
My whole business is toast!
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I just bought a box of burned out lightbulbs...
For watt it's worth, it wasn't a bright idea on my part.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
I Burned My Hawaiian Pizza
I should have used Aloha temperature.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I burned my hawaiian pizza.
I guess I should have used aloha temperature.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
A Nike shoe factory burned down π₯
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︎ Aug 16 2020
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza.
I guess I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Just burned 2,000 calories in 2 hours
Thatβs the last time I leave my brownies in the oven while Iβm at work
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︎ May 09 2020
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
My friend's bakery burned to the ground yesterday.
Now his business is toast.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Just burned 2000 calories today
I wonβt forget to remove the brownies from the oven next time.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down?
Now, that business is toast.
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︎ Feb 01 2020
I burned 2,000 calories yesterday.
Left the brownies in the oven too long.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Did you hear about the bread factory that burned down?
The business is now toast.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today..
Should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Jul 22 2017
I burned 2,000 calories last night
Left the brownies in the oven for too long...
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︎ May 21 2019
I burned 2000 calories today
I left my food in the oven for too long.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My Bakery burned down
and now my business is toast
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today,
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
My wife told me our kid nearly burned down the house....
Now I'm really scared of arson
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︎ Sep 26 2019
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