Burned Puns

Luckily no soles were lost.

Me: Fireworks?

Dad: Yeah. Sadly it does.

His business is toast.

It was an extra krispy kreme

She left the brownies in the oven too long

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

It tasted waffle.

Yes we arson

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!

Now it’s a hare overdone.

That’s the last time I fall asleep with brownies in the oven.

Thankfully there were no soles lost.

Debris was everywhere.

It was a big misteak

He ate it before it was cool. 🤦🏻‍♂️

They are propane.

It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.

Everyone stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

A bon-friar, if you will

All that's left is de Brie.

I’m black toast intolerant

Now i’m really scared of arson

My Pop Tarts got stuck in the toaster.

No soles lost

I should have used Aloha temperature.

Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature

I guess I should have used aloha temperature.

Now his business is toast

1000 soles were lost!

Now his business is toast.

I guess I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

That’s the last time I leave my brownies in the oven while I’m at work

I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

I won’t forget to remove the brownies from the oven next time.

Now his business is toast.

Left the brownies in the oven too long.

Now, that business is toast.

Should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

The business is now toast.

Left the brownies in the oven for too long...

I left my food in the oven for too long.

I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.