Graduation speaker: I see deez sign dat say, β€œDon’t be a litter bug.” Dat’s wat I say to you! Don’t be a litter bug! If you’re gonna be a bug,

...be a BIG bug!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What did the ship’s cat use instead of a litter box?

The poop deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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There's a litter of kittens, and there is a slither of cats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamexceptional
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing

the prize is a lot crappier...literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decaknight9000
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I replaced my cats litter with pop rocks to scare the shit out of her

Litterally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenpaiRemling
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I had a job clearing litter off the highways...

but I got laid off, even though the work was picking up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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We are almost out of kitty litter, so my cats will make doo with what litter we have imgur.com/scUiBA3
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Cutest litter ever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewy057
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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My cat tipped over her litter box

This was a shitty thing to wake up to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/198XAD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a cat litter expert?

A cat litterate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tightheadband
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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If groups of kittens and puppies are called litters...

...is a failure to spay or neuter your pet considered littering?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zatchf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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When you partied too hard last night, now you gotta clean up the litter the next morning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fengyuseah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My nine year old's cat just gave birth to a huge litter! I asked her which she likes best...

She replied, "I love the whole kitten caboodle!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My dog acted like he hadn't been eating out of the cats' litter box...

...but I could tell he was full of shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2014
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Why shouldn’t you throw litter in the fire?

Because it’ll only get lit-ter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmarFromtheWire2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Did you hear about the litter of kittens that escaped into downtown?

It was a cat-astrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageTimmy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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What do you call a litter of Corgis?

A CorgΓ₯sbord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CafeRoaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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Litter box garden

Just watched a neighborhood cat poop in my garden beside a jalapeΓ±o plant.

Now I'm going to grow shitty peppers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdnewton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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TIFU by letting my dog give birth to a litter of puppies

I have no clue when their next birthday will be...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Brodhisattva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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So I got a second cat, and my mother was bringing another litter box.

So she said: "You should write 'Sammy' on the litter box."

Me: (Look at her dumbfounded for a moment, stutter mildly and speak quietly for emphasis, like how you would when telling a family member that a mutual loved one is very ill) "M-Mom...I..I don't think he can read."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptSmackThat
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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