Litter box Puns

The poop deck.

the prize is a lot crappier...literally.

This was a shitty thing to wake up to

...but I could tell he was full of shit

Just watched a neighborhood cat poop in my garden beside a jalapeño plant.

Now I'm going to grow shitty peppers.

So she said: "You should write 'Sammy' on the litter box."

Me: (Look at her dumbfounded for a moment, stutter mildly and speak quietly for emphasis, like how you would when telling a family member that a mutual loved one is very ill) "M-Mom...I..I don't think he can read."

Litter Boxing

Me: "What are my options" Dad:"The litter box or the dishes" Me: "the shitty one"