So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
My wife saw me almost catch myself on fire, after putting gas on a campfire.
She yelled “What are you, retardant!?”
What do you call when you lit an 'O' on fire?
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?
He egg-xited..
From my 8 year old today.
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?
A butt lit a house on fire...
So I guess he committed Arse-on
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
Lyre, Lyre, Apollo’s on fire
What do you call a woman who throws all of her bills on the fire?
I saw this Fire Emblem jokester on r/cursedcomments
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
I love to set things on fire. So does my wife. So does our kid.
The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day
A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
A kid lights his house on fire.
Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up That’s arson.
It is weird to see signs that say "In case of fire, don't use elevator". Everyone knows water is better to put on fires than an elevator.
I just set an elevator on fire
It just went up in flames
I was messing around with my wife while we were camping and accidentally lit her hair on fire...
She’s not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.
I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire
Just something I ass pyre to
That booty’s on Fire
I guess you could say its arson
I wasn’t too excited when I caught on fire.
So me and Eddie Vedder go camping, but he insists on building the fire
He says “My campfires are better, man.”
What did the priest say when he saw that the church was on fire?
I saw on the news that there was a circus fire.
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
I really love setting things on fire, so does my wife and our kid.
The first time he set fire to a building I said "Yep, that's arson".
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