If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?

K9P.

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What do you call an 'O' on fire?

Flamingo

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My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...

Arson.

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What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?

Flaming young

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A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
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What do you call a woman who throws all of her bills on the fire?

Bernadette

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Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night

Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
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Martha had always listened to her parents when they said β€˜stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.

Martha was burning with curiosity

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I saw this Fire Emblem jokester on r/cursedcomments
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowbody57
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My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day

The business is toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politicalmonster1
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I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire

Just something I ass pyre to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
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I love to set things on fire. So does my wife. So does our kid.

The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."

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I was messing around with my wife while we were camping and accidentally lit her hair on fire...

She’s not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingmanEXE
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That booty’s on Fire

I guess you could say its arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decoolegastdotzip
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I just set an elevator on fire

It just went up in flames

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Lyre, Lyre, Apollo’s on fire
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So me and Eddie Vedder go camping, but he insists on building the fire

He says β€œMy campfires are better, man.”

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A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".

They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".

Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pvtsoab
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A kid lights his house on fire.

Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up That’s arson.

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I wasn’t too excited when I caught on fire.

In fact, I was blazΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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I saw on the news that there was a circus fire.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What did the priest say when he saw that the church was on fire?

Holy Smokes!

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It is weird to see signs that say "In case of fire, don't use elevator". Everyone knows water is better to put on fires than an elevator.
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Liar liar pants on fire
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What do you call a pirate that sets a house on fire

An Arrrrrrrrrsonist

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I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,

"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
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I set my jacket on fire

Now it’s a blazer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
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One day, my buddy and I were playing a game of cribbage and I was far ahead of him. He told me β€œMan, you are on fire.”

I shouted back at him β€œThen put me out already!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlipperyRoads
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Bar talk: Dude 1: What was that song by Eric Burdon again; something about love is on fire? Dude 2: Yeah. Yeah. "Love is a burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring..."

Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."

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'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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Why was fire sad on July 4th?

Because fire works on July 4th

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My pork belly on the stove caught on fire and my wife put it out.

She really saved my bacon.

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How do you put out a cotex thats on fire?

Tampon it.

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Throw the log on the fire
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why is the computer on fire
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If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

K9-Pee

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If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
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If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatbag_289
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I really love setting things on fire, so does my wife and our kid.

The first time he set fire to a building I said "Yep, that's arson".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dezrockkerz
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There's H20 on the inside of a fire hydrant, but what's on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorRobotnik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What's on the inside of a fire hydrant?

H2O.

What's on the outside of the hydrant?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SRWilson65
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Principal: Sorry to call you in, but your son set the school on fire.

Parents: Arson?

Principal: Yes, your son.

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