If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What do you call a woman who throws all of her bills on the fire?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said βstay away from fireβ, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I saw this Fire Emblem jokester on r/cursedcomments
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︎ Jul 04 2020
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I want to get a job as a stunt devil that lights their butt on fire
Just something I ass pyre to
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I love to set things on fire. So does my wife. So does our kid.
The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I was messing around with my wife while we were camping and accidentally lit her hair on fire...
Sheβs not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.
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︎ May 05 2020
That bootyβs on Fire
I guess you could say its arson
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I just set an elevator on fire
It just went up in flames
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Lyre, Lyre, Apolloβs on fire
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︎ Mar 26 2019
So me and Eddie Vedder go camping, but he insists on building the fire
He says βMy campfires are better, man.β
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︎ May 27 2020
A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
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︎ Feb 02 2019
A kid lights his house on fire.
Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up Thatβs arson.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I wasnβt too excited when I caught on fire.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I saw on the news that there was a circus fire.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What did the priest say when he saw that the church was on fire?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
It is weird to see signs that say "In case of fire, don't use elevator". Everyone knows water is better to put on fires than an elevator.
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︎ Nov 09 2018
Liar liar pants on fire
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What do you call a pirate that sets a house on fire
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︎ Mar 02 2020
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I set my jacket on fire
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︎ Sep 06 2019
One day, my buddy and I were playing a game of cribbage and I was far ahead of him. He told me βMan, you are on fire.β
I shouted back at him βThen put me out already!β
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Bar talk: Dude 1: What was that song by Eric Burdon again; something about love is on fire? Dude 2: Yeah. Yeah. "Love is a burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring..."
Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."
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︎ Nov 02 2019
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Why was fire sad on July 4th?
Because fire works on July 4th
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︎ Jul 07 2019
My pork belly on the stove caught on fire and my wife put it out.
She really saved my bacon.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
How do you put out a cotex thats on fire?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Throw the log on the fire
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︎ Feb 11 2019
why is the computer on fire
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︎ Apr 20 2019
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
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︎ May 15 2020
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
I really love setting things on fire, so does my wife and our kid.
The first time he set fire to a building I said "Yep, that's arson".
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︎ Dec 15 2019
There's H20 on the inside of a fire hydrant, but what's on the outside?
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︎ Oct 06 2019
What's on the inside of a fire hydrant?
H2O.
What's on the outside of the hydrant?
K9P
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Principal: Sorry to call you in, but your son set the school on fire.
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
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