A list of puns related to "Iss"
He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."
They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.
It is pronounced Frankfort.
She exclaimed WTF ,How can they even?
MY son blurts out"cause they are skyentists".
They are never under the weather.
Being so close to the satellites I'm sure they get Direct TV.
He had to walk ten miles north to the nearest town. By the time he arrived he was famished, so he ran to the nearest diner and asked for the quickest meal possible. The server arrives and gives him a plate that was meant for a delivery, the rabbi eats most of the food and after he’s finished he realizes he didn’t know what he ate. Scared, he asks the server “Is this pork?” The server says “No, iss lamb.”
Well next thing you know I'm going to the ISS with my arms-crossed ex
"lettuce hope the ISS does not grow any leeks!"
I have been watching our 'tax payer funded' spaceman Major Tim Peake's intergalactic adventures with very limited interest and have done some some pretty basic arithmetic. The ISS is 250 miles above the Earth,and Tim and his spaceman mates took off at 11am -ish, and it took 7 hrs to get there. Fuck me that is just a little over 35 mph, my first car an mk1 escort would have got there quicker!
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