Petrol Station Puns

She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.

Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"

Don't know why, just started filling up.

There was nothing coming out of the nozzle. I walked to the kiosk and i said, have you got your pumps on? He said, no, I'm wearing flip-flops

‘Cos she’s worth it.

A man was a petrol station. He fills up his car but spills some on pertol his arm as he puts the pump away. He pays and leaves. As he drives away, he lights a cigarette and his arm on fire. He frantically waves his burning arm out the window and a police officer behind him pulls over and helps him put it out.

The man thanks him profusely. The officer says, "No problem but unfortunately I'll still have to charge you."

The man asks, "charge me? What for?"

The officer replies, "unregistered firearm."

They have air pumps for you to fill up your tyres at the station. Dad works behind the counter.

Customer: "Excuse me, how much is the air?"

Dad looks shocked and covers up his hair with his hands.

Dad: "You're not having any!"

Cashier asks if I want any fuel. 'I'm not that thirsty'. I grinned.

He didn't even smile.

A Car.