But it's just a pipe dream
That escalated quickly.
The future is bright
It's a real pane.
I SHUTTER when I think where I’d be without this job.
thank goodness I get to VENT a lot.
Re-roofing complete.
*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...
*ahem* without hacking.
The Car Dashians.
Turns out he was making an Arrestroom.
...They said anyone could’ve made that mistake. If you ask me, the whole thing was just badly handled.
Not sure yet; we’re on the fence about it.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
Because it’s a tankless job...
Some say he’s counter-intuitive.
Time to hit the sack.
Me: "Man, these lights are so bright, they will make you see our place in a whole new light!"
My friend groaned, but his gf didn't get it, so he had to explain the pun. After he explained it.
Me: "I guess you could say you LED her to the punchline."
It's gonna be lit!
It was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
I asked him if everything was ok, he looks at me and says:
"I just need a vent"
First off, some context. When you have to run pipe under a sidewalk, we use a metal rod with a spiral tip to make a hole that's called a bore rod.
We were putting it away and I asked "does this look a little dull?"
"Huh? Dull?"
"Yeah I watched it earlier and it looked like it was boring."
"Because you'll always be driving downhill."
...in loo of partying.
True story :(
And my father said "Alright, I need you to put the rubber gromits into the holes in the blades."
And I replied "Are there rubber Wallaces as well?"
Dad smirked and said "Maybe."
