Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?

Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can’t rush the progress.

Chrome wasn’t built in a day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested

Police say he was charged with counter fitting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epelep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?

Counterfeiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Did you hear about the dinosaur with an easy to install umbrella on it's head?

Yeah, the Parasol-was-low-fuss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyMcClure
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.

I needed a creative outlet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:

Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??

Making daddy proud.

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Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.

They loved chalk lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Can we uninstall 2020 and re-install it?

I think it has a virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Illiteraytion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again?

This version has a virus.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do you call a black lady that installs and changes catheters?

Urethra Franklin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonelynumber72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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You can order bathroom fixtures online and have someone at you door in a couple days ready to install it,

Just let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyloWrench
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I used to install windows.

It was a real pane.

(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crescuesanimals
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all of the castle bathrooms?

To make it Hans free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendOfKhaos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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If I ever own a business, I'm going to install a revolving door that looks like a glass container...

...that way, the door is always ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSchneebSx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you

a counter fit bill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.

It was paneless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I was helping a buddy install his backyard fence, when I realized I screwed up and had to do it again.

I said, β€œSorry about the repost.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubinKhadka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I don’t always install solar panels for free...

But this ones on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldsong
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My wife doesn’t think I can install knobs on our cabinets

But I can handle it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I’m not sure if I should install a barrier around my yard

I’m a little on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0827Jake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I never thought learning how to install a door knob would pay off...

But it has really opened a lot of doors for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brophyg4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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My dad used to install fences for a living until he got Alzheimer's.

Now he just digs up the same post and reposts it everyday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I install tankless water heaters for a living.

It's a tankless job, but somebody's got to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch3000
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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My doctor me, now that I am getting older, I need to install a bar in my shower.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zardif
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My friend installs water heaters that have no reservoir to store water...

It's a tankless job, but he loves it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I install fences in alleyways for a living.

It’s a pretty dead end job, if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gumfondle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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People who install underground cables...

Are very good at burying the lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Today at work we had to install doors into 2 double doored closets.

There were only 3 of them so my coworker said "huh, that's odd."

"Of course man, if we had 4 it would be even."

He did laugh but not as hard as me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mydrasis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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The city council wanted to install a new traffic light at the busy intersection

They just needed the mayor to green light the project

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Why would a DJ install a greenhouse in their attic?

To keep rays in the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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Man, you have to know two languages to install this thing!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rzw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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"Hey dad, how hard is it to install new windows on a house?"

"I don't know [son], it depends on how well your house can run windows."

My dad just laid that gem on me. Thanks Dad πŸ‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sumdumshady
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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I wanted to install Goat Simulator on my PC...

But I don't have the ram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvanExplanation
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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What's the best way to install a toilet relative to the wall?

Flush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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The pope wanted to install another toilet in his house...

His friend said "Holy crap" but the carpenter responded "No shit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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I decided to install a new water heater today.

It's a tankless job, but someone has to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigwood88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2015
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My brother and I had to help my dad install a new door.

My brother is not the most handy person so my dad told him to apply the adhesive putty to the concrete, an easy task.

Dad: You're doing a great job with that. Me: Woah. Calm down with the praise. You don't want him to get caulky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamthelolrus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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I was helping my dad purchase and install some Steam games...

Me: All right, you're done! Click the "Finish" button.
Dad: I'm not Finnish. I'm American.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zanis15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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My father-in-law helped me install a ceiling fan today.

"All right," he said. "One more and you can start a fan club!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danchan22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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I was helping a friend install his backyard fence, but I screwed up and had to do it again.

Sorry for the repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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