Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can’t rush the progress.
Chrome wasn’t built in a day!
A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested
Police say he was charged with counter fitting
What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?
Did you hear about the dinosaur with an easy to install umbrella on it's head?
Yeah, the Parasol-was-low-fuss
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
Can we uninstall 2020 and re-install it?
Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again?
This version has a virus.
What do you call a black lady that installs and changes catheters?
You can order bathroom fixtures online and have someone at you door in a couple days ready to install it,
I used to install windows.
It was a real pane.
(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).
Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all of the castle bathrooms?
If I ever own a business, I'm going to install a revolving door that looks like a glass container...
...that way, the door is always ajar.
After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you
I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.
I was helping a buddy install his backyard fence, when I realized I screwed up and had to do it again.
I said, “Sorry about the repost.”
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
I don’t always install solar panels for free...
But this ones on the house
My wife doesn’t think I can install knobs on our cabinets
I’m not sure if I should install a barrier around my yard
I’m a little on the fence
I never thought learning how to install a door knob would pay off...
But it has really opened a lot of doors for me.
My dad used to install fences for a living until he got Alzheimer's.
Now he just digs up the same post and reposts it everyday
I install tankless water heaters for a living.
It's a tankless job, but somebody's got to do it.
My doctor me, now that I am getting older, I need to install a bar in my shower.
My friend installs water heaters that have no reservoir to store water...
It's a tankless job, but he loves it.
I install fences in alleyways for a living.
It’s a pretty dead end job, if you ask me.
People who install underground cables...
Are very good at burying the lead.
Today at work we had to install doors into 2 double doored closets.
There were only 3 of them so my coworker said "huh, that's odd."
"Of course man, if we had 4 it would be even."
He did laugh but not as hard as me.
The city council wanted to install a new traffic light at the busy intersection
They just needed the mayor to green light the project
Why would a DJ install a greenhouse in their attic?
Man, you have to know two languages to install this thing!
"Hey dad, how hard is it to install new windows on a house?"
"I don't know [son], it depends on how well your house can run windows."
My dad just laid that gem on me.
Thanks Dad 👍
I wanted to install Goat Simulator on my PC...
But I don't have the ram.
What's the best way to install a toilet relative to the wall?
The pope wanted to install another toilet in his house...
His friend said "Holy crap" but the carpenter responded "No shit."
I decided to install a new water heater today.
It's a tankless job, but someone has to do it.
My brother and I had to help my dad install a new door.
My brother is not the most handy person so my dad told him to apply the adhesive putty to the concrete, an easy task.
Dad: You're doing a great job with that.
Me: Woah. Calm down with the praise. You don't want him to get caulky.
I was helping my dad purchase and install some Steam games...
Me: All right, you're done! Click the "Finish" button.
Dad: I'm not Finnish. I'm American.
My father-in-law helped me install a ceiling fan today.
"All right," he said. "One more and you can start a fan club!"
I was helping a friend install his backyard fence, but I screwed up and had to do it again.
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