Money Donation Puns

A list of puns related to "Money Donation"

I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.

They just take the money and run.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.

It's good for the Seoul.

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👤︎ u/ChrisLW
📅︎ Sep 17 2015
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TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it ‘Hawaii 2’ because “it’s on the Maine land.” connecticut.cbslocal.com/…
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👤︎ u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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Atheists

So yesterday my dad opened the door to 2 guys asking for money. They asked him to donate for atheism. My dads reply was this, “I thought Atheism is a non-prophet organization.” They smiled and walked away.

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👤︎ u/ThePessimisticParrot
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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