Why couldn't Handel lend $5 to Beethoven?

Because he was Baroque.

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REQUEST: Dads, Lend me your strength!

What are your best dad jokes for the maternity visit? The baby is days away and I need an arsenal for these here finger guns (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

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What do you call a Redditor who lends money?

A credditor

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Projkt88
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Which Pixar movie will Rick Astley never lend you?

He's never gonna give you Up

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/x_amxxn_x
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2020
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My neighbour lends people money, but refuses to take on partners or associates.

He's a lone-wolf loan-shark.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Did you know Rick Astley was a huge Pixar fan? He will lend you any movie except one.

Heโ€™s never gonna give you Up.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zomghi5
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Lend me an ear for a corny joke.

It really a'maize'ing, because of how it pops. And at the end a kernel of truth. It's a grain.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dukbrand
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I asked my friend Nick if he could lend me 5 cents!

But he was Nicolas!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/B-man44
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A man asks another man to lend him $10 until next pay day. The second man says โ€œsure, here you go. whenโ€™s next pay day?โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t know, youโ€™re the one with a jobโ€

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I heard that Rick Astley will lend you any title from his collection of Pixar movies except one

He's never gonna give you "Up"

Courtesy of my dad, of course

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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People are always asking me to lend them money

Forever a loan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GaryTheKnight
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Kickstarter Pun-bait? No whey. Reddit, lend me your puns in this cheesy battle!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MajesticMaje
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I asked a communist to lend his ruler to me

He said he has none

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RealComradeMeep
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08 2019
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This guy thinks I'm not a good friend cuz I won't lend him my copy of a Pixar film

I'm never gonna give you UP, but I'm never gonna let you down...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/geckheck
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Don't ever lend books to an accountant...

Most of them are bookkeepers

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/astorylikethat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Need a name for a pig with Mexican influence that's a pun. Can anyone lend a hand?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/neozan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2016
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Which Star Wars character would you never lend money?

Owe-Me-One Kenobi

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Grogg2000
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21 2018
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Dad can you lend me a hand please?

Yeah, left or right?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WoodZy95
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Dad: โ€œCan I have a lend of your dictionary?โ€

Son: โ€œYeah you can have itโ€.

Dad: โ€œThatโ€™s great son but I was hoping for the whole bookโ€.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Daughter: "Can you lend me a hand?"

Me: "Sorry, I'm attached to it"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Palinon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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Prosthetic clinic can lend you a hand
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrToastyToast
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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Lend me your ear...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aliceandro
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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Can you guys lend me a ham?

I saw this Pun earlier today and it got me thinking that I want to have a pun potluck. So far I can make the punchline of u/KennyTheDownsTigr pun and some Evil Spirits for us to slug.

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Rick Astley will lend you any Pixar film apart from one

He's never gonna give you Up

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ro330
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Did you know Rick Astley will lend you his entire Disney film collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you up.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/middladd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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Rick Astley Will Lend You Any Pixar Movie

But he's Never Gonna Give You Up.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tikiman7771
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2017
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What Disney movie will Rick Astley never lend you?

He's never going to give you Up.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sleepingox
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