Organ Donor Puns

A list of puns related to "Organ Donor"

It takes guts to be an organ donor

For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁

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👤︎ u/katyparody
📅︎ May 15 2021
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I think my postman is an organ donor.

His truck says, “We deliver for you.”

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👤︎ u/reedandsue
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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The reason there is so few organ donors is

it takes guts.

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👤︎ u/SmartassBrickmelter
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?

Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.

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👤︎ u/chrisoatkins
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What’s the name of the contract organ donors have to sign

ORGANized dismissal

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👤︎ u/ROLLTIDE2006
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Everytime I get asked if I'm a organ donor...

I reply with why does it matter what state I donate to?

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👤︎ u/-JustARedHerring
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Organ donors deliver.

Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.

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👤︎ u/spankleberry
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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I had originally considered being an organ donor

But my heart’s just not in it

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👤︎ u/stefanopolis
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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I used to be opposed to being an organ donor...

But then I had a change of heart!!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ May 31 2019
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If the U.S gave Oregon to Canada would they be organ donors
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👤︎ u/ClaymoreG
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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Let's all take a moment to appreciate organ donors

It takes guts to do what they do.

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👤︎ u/JustAnotherMemeboi
📅︎ Mar 26 2017
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I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.

I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!

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👤︎ u/clit_or_us
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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I asked my dad why he wasnt an organ donor

He said it's because he only has pianos.

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👤︎ u/speedlimits65
📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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Dad just proudly told me his brother has signed up to be an organ donor

Dad: He suggested that I registered too

Me: oh yeah, will you?

Dad: Maybe, he's a man after my own heart after all

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👤︎ u/Roro_Zoro
📅︎ Sep 11 2016
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Organ Donor

Mom: Are you an organ donor? Dad: No, but I've been thinking about donating our piano.

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👤︎ u/gandhi2069
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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Why couldn't the skeleton be an organ donor?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

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👤︎ u/qarasaq
📅︎ May 15 2021
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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👤︎ u/straightouttaireland
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
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👤︎ u/slice29
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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It takes guts to be an organ donor
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👤︎ u/HenriBoneu
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
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👤︎ u/Avartes
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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👤︎ u/charlie--marshmallow
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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