A list of puns related to "Charities"
Gator-aid.
because they're shellfish
It was fund a mental
Because they are shellfish
I now have 999.999.75 left.
They didn’t even say “Thank you”
I like making small change.
She said it was a non-prophet organization.
He replied, “That’s an Ox, fam”
But I ended up in jail because apparently not telling them my daughter’s name is Charity was a big no no.
I’m pretty sure that’s not her real name but she sure does like those dollar bills.
Just let me know if you can't come.
Lemon aid.
You're supposed to run until you can't anymore or something like that...? I was thinking of trying one out but honestly I don't know how good I'd do I'm an awful runner...
My friend Tyrell tried one last year and said it was the hardest thing he'd ever done...
I still can't believe Tyrannosaurus
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
Then I’d have $999,999.75.
What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?
He was Phil-anthropist.
Because he’s shellfish
I guess it's a chairity.
not like the children are going to see any of it
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
It’s called making the little things count.
A trans-action!
If you want to this is a link to a trans health hotline https://www.translifeline.org/
My job is in raisin awareness.
It’s a Naan Profit Organization.
The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.
For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.
Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.
I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.
The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.
Not sure what I'd do with the other $299,999.75
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