Taiwan blood donor..
...Taipei type A.
Whenever I'm feeling down, I read my blood donor ID
It says B positive
Me: wanna come with me to a blood drive next week? Friend: Yeah sure! I'm the universal donor.
Me: Oh! Positive?
What did the forearm say to the phlebotomist, after being told they were such a great blood donor?
The blood type of my friend the donor was...
appositive.
Whenever Iām sad I just check my blood donor ID card?
It always says B positive.
My brother told me this one ;-;
My great uncle died the other night. He lost too much blood and the doctors couldn't find a donor because they didn't know his blood type. However, the whole time, my great uncle was cheering them on saying, "Be Positive!"
It takes guts to be an organ donor
I'm so happy; I got an A+!!!
I received my blood donor card in the mail today.
Phlebotomist humours
I drive a bloodmobile and we were at a blood drive last week where we usually bring a truck and set up inside the church we were at.
Donor: Why didn't you guys set up inside today?
Me: Couldn't fit the bus through the door.
