The Blood Donor Puns

A list of puns related to "The Blood Donor"

What did the forearm say to the phlebotomist, after being told they were such a great blood donor?
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👤︎ u/Vexmix
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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The blood type of my friend the donor was...

appositive.

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👤︎ u/BigSerene
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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My brother told me this one ;-;

My great uncle died the other night. He lost too much blood and the doctors couldn't find a donor because they didn't know his blood type. However, the whole time, my great uncle was cheering them on saying, "Be Positive!"

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👤︎ u/notelonmusk__
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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I'm so happy; I got an A+!!!

I received my blood donor card in the mail today.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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Phlebotomist humours

I drive a bloodmobile and we were at a blood drive last week where we usually bring a truck and set up inside the church we were at.

Donor: Why didn't you guys set up inside today?

Me: Couldn't fit the bus through the door.

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👤︎ u/Masaharta
📅︎ Aug 25 2017
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