Sperm Donor Puns

A list of puns related to "Sperm Donor"

A sperm donor, Carpenter, and Julius Caesar walked into a bar

... He came, he saw, he conquered

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?

– I can’t come.

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👤︎ u/taroqi
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.

I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.

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👤︎ u/rurgtide
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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I can’t be the only one thinking this... it must take a real set of balls to become a sperm donor
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👤︎ u/sxbih
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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I applaud sperm donors

It takes balls to do what they do

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👤︎ u/FroYo10101
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Sperm donors wanted

Please come quickly.

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👤︎ u/LivelyZebra
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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A sperm donor, a lumberjack, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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A sperm donor, a Carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar

He came, He saw and He conquered

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
📅︎ May 26 2019
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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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