The doctor says "would you get a load of this guy?"
Thanks for cuming and cum again.
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
Cause every time someone walked in I'd say "get a load of this guy"
"Thank you for cumming"
Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
They said I can't drink on the job
...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?
“Go fuck yourself“
I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
I wanted to donate sperm in order to make some quick cash. I called the sperm bank to see when I can make an appointment. When I asked, the nurse told me, "sorry, it's first cum first serve"
Not sure if this joke was already made. I just CAME up with it while I was at work.
The doctor says, "Would you get a load of this guy?"
Doctor says "will you get a load of this guy?"
Apparently you're not supposed to nudge your co worker and say 'get a load of this guy' every time someone walks in.
..because everytime someone walked in, I'd scream "get a load of this guy!"
