I’m going to donate sperm.

Wanna come?

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👤︎ u/PoopMonster696969
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Didn't see that cumming!

I wanted to donate sperm in order to make some quick cash. I called the sperm bank to see when I can make an appointment. When I asked, the nurse told me, "sorry, it's first cum first serve"

Not sure if this joke was already made. I just CAME up with it while I was at work.

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