A list of puns related to "Sperm Bank"
I replied: I know I am pretty good, but I donβt think Iβm ready to compete just yet
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
Tanks fo' nut'in
Thanks for coming!
When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, βEjaculateβ
The doctor says "would you get a load of this guy?"
Cause every time someone walked in I'd say "get a load of this guy"
"Thank you for cumming"
Apparently youβre not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say βget a load of this guyβ every time someone walks in.
They said I can't drink on the job
...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?
βGo fuck yourselfβ
Thanks for coming......
The doctor says, "Would you get a load of this guy?"
Doctor says "will you get a load of this guy?"
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
Apparently you're not supposed to nudge your co worker and say 'get a load of this guy' every time someone walks in.
I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
..because everytime someone walked in, I'd scream "get a load of this guy!"
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