The nurse at the sperm bank asked if I wanted to masturbate in the cup

I replied: I know I am pretty good, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayCola93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?

Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What does a worker at the Irish sperm bank say after you are finished?

Tanks fo' nut'in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matjesfiletmayo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What is written by the exit to the sperm bank?

Thanks for coming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negalugh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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A man in Yorkshire, England forgot about his appointment at the sperm bank.

When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, β€œEjaculate”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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A man walks into a sperm bank

The doctor says "would you get a load of this guy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I got fired from the sperm bank today

Cause every time someone walked in I'd say "get a load of this guy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBadBulldog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?

"Thank you for cumming"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thom581K
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Got fired from the sperm bank yesterday

Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say β€œget a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmarkie_mark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Sperm bank
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I got fired from the sperm bank

They said I can't drink on the job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I don't get why the sperm bank won't accept my trousers...

...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drondol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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How does a sperm-bank employee great his customers?

β€œGo fuck yourselfβ€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaniPeter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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What does it say on the exit door to the sperm bank?

Thanks for coming......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_I-Have-A-Plan_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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A man walks into a sperm bank.

The doctor says, "Would you get a load of this guy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Guy walks into a sperm bank

Doctor says "will you get a load of this guy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuellinIt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Just ring up and say you can't cum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday...

Apparently you're not supposed to nudge your co worker and say 'get a load of this guy' every time someone walks in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup...

I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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I got fired from the sperm bank..

..because everytime someone walked in, I'd scream "get a load of this guy!"

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