What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?

A Fjord fusion!

I'll see my way out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skorge963
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What is the most boring body of water to cross?

The Redundan-Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.

It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water.

I mean, get over yourself, Lake Superior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What's the most sarcastic body of water on Earth ?

Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What body of water should you never cry in front of?

The Crimea river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What did one body of water say to the other on Christmas day?

🎢Do you sea what I sea🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call an indecisive body of water?

Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeroengast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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There are extremely large bodies of water that have never been touched in any way before.

I guess you could call them the virgin seas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kraigistan_25
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Who is a body of water’s favorite musician

David Buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Oceans are the friendliest bodies of water.

They always greet you with a wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scienceofthestars
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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You know what you call a body of water that listens to what you have to say?

Lake Eary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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After slamming on my brakes to move a turtle from the road to a nearby body of water I turned to my wife...

... And said 'Honey, he will be e-turtle-y grateful.'

This is a true story, happened today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AzarVC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.

It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Quick question: I need to turn something into a swampy body of water, and I need to get you a gift for your cake day.

So what should I bayou?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalfBlindBibicle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What body of water has the best hearing?

Lake Earie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evansdead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, β€œI discovered a large body of water on my journey.”

She said, β€œCould you be a little more pacific?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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What do you call a mafia member that hangs around a certain Scottish body of water?

Loch Ness Mobster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Which body of water can be found in the alphabet?

The C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JangSaverem
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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What body of water always texts back?

Reese Pond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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A human is a body of water.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KunaiSpai
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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