Geyser Puns

A list of puns related to "Geyser"

In Yellowstone Park we came across a tree that was dying from the heat coming off a nearby geyser

I told my gf I bet that tree is thinking 'damn, geyser killing me'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oculardrip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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Did you hear about the cockney who opened a spring water company?

He was a diamond geyser.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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At Yellowstone and my Dad busts this out

(While we are watching Old Faithful)

Dad: Did you know each eruption of Old Faithful gets a name?

Me: Like hurricanes? No I didn't

Dad: Yeah, except they all have German names. I think it's because Old Faithful was discovered by Germans.

Me: That's really interesting. What's this one called?

Dad: Geyser Wilhelm.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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Dad at Yellowstone

Why do geysers always act so calm?

They let their steam off

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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