Body water Puns

A list of puns related to "Body water"

What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?

A Fjord fusion!

I'll see my way out

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👤︎ u/Skorge963
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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What is the most boring body of water to cross?

The Redundan-Sea

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👤︎ u/antirabbit
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.

It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.

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👤︎ u/justshtmypnts
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water.

I mean, get over yourself, Lake Superior.

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👤︎ u/MannDude
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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What's the most sarcastic body of water on Earth ?

Crimea River

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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What body of water should you never cry in front of?

The Crimea river

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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👤︎ u/pockets-sandy
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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What did one body of water say to the other on Christmas day?

🎶Do you sea what I sea🎶

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👤︎ u/FatMetalJesus
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call an indecisive body of water?

Well...

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👤︎ u/jeroengast
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why didn't the old truck cross the water body?

Because it had rust issues

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👤︎ u/mundane_wanderer
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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There are extremely large bodies of water that have never been touched in any way before.

I guess you could call them the virgin seas.

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👤︎ u/Kraigistan_25
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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Who is a body of water’s favorite musician

David Buoy

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👤︎ u/Souplorde
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Oceans are the friendliest bodies of water.

They always greet you with a wave.

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👤︎ u/scienceofthestars
📅︎ Nov 27 2015
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You know what you call a body of water that listens to what you have to say?

Lake Eary

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👤︎ u/Clapton_Coil
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.

It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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After slamming on my brakes to move a turtle from the road to a nearby body of water I turned to my wife...

... And said 'Honey, he will be e-turtle-y grateful.'

This is a true story, happened today.

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👤︎ u/AzarVC
📅︎ Jul 15 2017
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Quick question: I need to turn something into a swampy body of water, and I need to get you a gift for your cake day.

So what should I bayou?

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👤︎ u/HalfBlindBibicle
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”

She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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What body of water has the best hearing?

Lake Earie

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👤︎ u/evansdead
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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What do you call a mafia member that hangs around a certain Scottish body of water?

Loch Ness Mobster

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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Which body of water can be found in the alphabet?

The C

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👤︎ u/JangSaverem
📅︎ Nov 21 2016
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What body of water always texts back?

Reese Pond.

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👤︎ u/vicious_viridian
📅︎ May 08 2018
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A human is a body of water.
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👤︎ u/KunaiSpai
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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