Mineral Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Mineral Water"

Mineral water can be non-carbonated.

But it's still water.

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👤︎ u/Heavenly-Raven
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.

It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...

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👤︎ u/MelvinRoseTX
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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The grocery store is a dadjoke minefield

Me: Dad, what is distilled water? Like what does that actually mean?

Dad: Well... it's the opposite of da-moving water!

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👤︎ u/chavabt
📅︎ May 04 2014
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