A list of puns related to "Absorbent"
She's a real night towel
It would have made him a smart Alec.
Of course - it goes without swaying!β
Photoskinthesis.
It was quite a break thru. A shocking discovery.
The doctors wont let me see him in his Current condition...
Or villi ?
Heβs too self absorbed.
He was very self absorbed
A 'hue' man.
I said, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all."
So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.
I continued, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."
It's just something they tend to get hung up on.
It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.
Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.
When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.
The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really donβt know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you donβt overload your capacitors.
The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.
Scissors always cut to the point.
Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you donβt stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.
When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.
Mr. Tea says, βDonβt be a fool, stay in school!β
i c e i c e w a t e r
Architecture is an aspiring career path.
βPunβ puns donβt add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.
Iβll do algebra. Iβll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.
Plants should always rooted in the ground.
Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.
Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Donβt take these puns for granite.
Cheese puns are grate because you donβt have to ask for parmesan to use them.
Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.
My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.
I am not a fan of wind turbines.
Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.
Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.
Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.
Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.
A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.
I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.
Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.
Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.
Because it was so self-absorbed!
It's totally absorbed him
Because they're all about number one.
I interjected and told her he seemed self-absorbed.
They have shock absorbers.
Iβm self absorbed
I knew my wife would have "Welcome to Night Vale" on before bed, so I brought up a candle for a little spooky ambiance.
Sure enough, she was absorbed by the show already when I got into the room. I said, "We had like sixteen of these downstairs."
She, not fully paying attention, said," sixteen of what? "
"Sixteen... CANDLES."
I replied by saying thats because black absorbs the most heat.
Eye rolling commenced.
"I have to buy sponges over at the dollar store."
"That's a cost we can absorb."
Guess I should have her pick up a pregnancy test, too.
Me and my gf threw out a whole bunch of old packets of herbs until there's only one, unopened one left.
I look pointedly at then turn to her wearing my biggest shit-eating grin on and say, "Baby, we've got nothing but thyme..."
There's a pause as she absorbs what I said, sighs heavily and calls me a dick while I proceed to piss myself laughing.
That goes without swaying.
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