Tampons don't stay for long...
It's just for a period.
Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?
They’re for the festive period!
Archeologists recently discovered Cleopatra’s tampons.
They turned out to be real period pieces.
My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.
It was a period piece.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry
Did you see the movie about the invention of tampons?
Yeah, it's a period piece.
I put up a random movie, turns out it was about the invention of the tampon
I didn’t expect it to be a period piece
How did the tampon thief get what he wanted
He had to pull some strings
The tampon thief got out of prison
He pulled some strings
What did they call the tampon in the middle ages?
A period piece
My girl friend just bought fifty tampons for one dollar...
No strings attached.
My wife recently asked if I wanted to watch the biodrama on the history of tampons,
I said sure, I love period pieces.
You know they're now selling Christmas Tampons?
It's for the festive period!
I just got a part in a tampon commercial
I didn’t think I would get it, but then I pulled some strings.
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing.. They both stick up bitches!!!
My cat loves the tampon I gave him to play with
It's totally absorbed him
An archeologist just dug up a prehistoric tampon
He still isn't sure which period it was from.
