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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Banoooooooo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:

Cheery Bowel Syndrome

Angry Bowel Syndrome

Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)

The list is endless and frightening

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KungFuThor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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An old couple were eating dinner on christmas eve.

The old man was cheery and happy while his wife did not share his joy. The old man said; "honey why're you grumpy? It's christmas!" She said; "but deer look! All our crops are dying if this goes on we won't survive the winter. We need a christmas miracle for that." The old man looked outside and said; "Honey, look a christmas miracle!" The old lady got filled with glee and looked outside, and there was santa flying in his sleigh. She said; "But honey was wasn't hoping for santa in his sleigh, I was hoping for rain-dear!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DinoDongo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My dad is in the hospital and king of dad jokes.. I'd love to make him a little book

Hi! My dad had a heart attack last week, then went home, less than 12 hours later was back in with a one in a million fluke chance that he'd have complication. He's been in for a week now and was told he is nothing short of a miracle. I'm pregnant and can't really go see him often in ICU because of the very very sick people, but I wanted to do something special and thought i'd ask here. He is pretty down about the whole thing, usually pretty active guy keeping himself busy but I would love to create a little book for him to cheer him up. Nothing crazy but maybe some great jokes to keep him on the cheery side I might include a little art for him too with the joke. Thanks everyone.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vulgarwanderer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What's a pimp's favorite cereal?

Some CheeriHoes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Thee1fakemcoy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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I've been wanting to communicate with my grandfather died a few years ago

And I want my wife to come along. So I've been looking for one of those psychics to help us out. But my wife hates them โ€“ she says they're all to dark and spooky.

I came across a guy who does seances, but he's not your typical creepy witch doctor type. His place is bright and cheery, and he himself is a very friendly and likeable guy.

I think we finally found a happy medium.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YoureAMuenster
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