Glum Puns

A list of puns related to "Glum"

Why was the office of cantaloupes so glum?

Because they were melon-colleagues.

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What's the difference between a thief that's struggling with depression, and some gum trees getting chopped down by a cat with a chainsaw?

One's a felon feeling glum, and the other is a feline felling glum

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👤︎ u/deepBlueCheese
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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