They are ravenous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Did you hear about the ravenous shrubs that attacked a group of tourists?

It was an amBUSH.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psycho_Hobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Its a Raven!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEmoTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Quoth the passive-aggressive raven,

"Never mind."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It’s imPOEsible to tell

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call a room full of ravens?

Crowded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1aim1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My pet raven, Poe, started coughing...

Thought it was Corvid-19, but then bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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funny crow go brrr
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Apparently crows have 16 pinion feathers and ravens have 17.

So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Everyone is raven about this charity, please donate!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stha118
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because each starts with an e and ends with an e.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12mo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Damn birds got us again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knorke3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What tool does a pub for ravens second as?

A crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wamminjammin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I wanna know where that bar is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Bird Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMal1719
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.

The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.

So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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A guy tried to tell me the difference between a crow and a raven is that a crow’s call is β€œcaw” and a raven’s call is β€œnevermore.”

He was a Poe source of information.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterfranciscook
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Bird Jokes are very pun

Every where I go I see a group of ravens.

Call me crazy, but I think it’s a conspiracy.

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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/717to321
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Ravens fans are so tough...

...they hang out in crowbars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one

I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurningArrows
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked my son. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." I answered.

I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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A raven walks into a restaurant. The waiter asks, would you like soups or salads?

Broth, the raven, nevermore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiddlethesticks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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My friend told me a joke about "The Raven..."

It was in Poe taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheN00bBuilder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Baby Corvidae

Grandma and I have been learning that the ravens and crows here in the Rocky Mountains are from the family "Corvidae." So, as their babies took flight for the first time today, we decided that the sky is filled with flying "Corvettes." They are adorable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpasticArdvaark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Ravens and Crows

A good friend told me a story once. When she was a kid her family would often go to zoos and museums while on vacation. They were in the aviary on one of those visits looking at birds. My friend saw a crow asked the zookeeper a question. "What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" The zookeeper looked at her, smiled and started to answer. "Have you ever heard of a pinion feather?" he said. "Pinions are the the feathers at the tip of a bird's wing that allows it to fly. They are also the ones that people will trim to prevent birds from flying away. Crows have 5 pinion feathers while ravens have 6. So, if you think about it, it's really just a matter of a pinion."

To this day, my friend and her family don't know the real answer to "What's the difference between a crow and a raven?" They are wonderful and intelligent people, but they subscribe to a particular brand of ignorance where a good pun is better than actual knowledge. They call it punorance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediPaxis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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My pet crow is awful at poker...

All he does is caw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simounstar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Did you hear they are changing the spelling of Croatia to Crowatia?

Lots of people have been raven about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Bless you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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How is a raven like a writing desk? (Tribute to Lewis Carroll)

Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenuinePenguin12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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A group of ravens chased individual crows until the crows were cornered together

In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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The headline on the USA Today this morning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GildedGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".

... probable caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankleberry
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What is it called when birds party?

Raven.

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Autocorrect was my pal on this one

My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."

I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouipareils
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.

Quoth the raven, β€œNever moor.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I used Velcrow on my birds and now they're really stuck together!

Now I know why everyone is raven about that product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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When the zoologist knew how the black bird was gonna respond, what they say ?

THAT'S SO RAVEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Where do all of the black birds hang out?

The Crow Bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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How are insane asylums and rookeries the same?

It's where you go if you're a-raven!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnitaRide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid tail feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16? The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROLLTHEWAVE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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A raven has 17 primary wing feathers

These are the big ones at the end of the wing, also called pinion feathers. A crow only has 16 of them. So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealisticFake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What's the difference between a Crow and a Raven?

Well you see, a Crow has 4 pinion feathers on their wings while a Raven has only 3. So really, it's just a matter of a pinion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miko93
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2013
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Dad: what's the difference between a raven and a crow?

me: um...

dad: it's a matter of a pinion!

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