They are ravenous.
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Did you hear about the ravenous shrubs that attacked a group of tourists?
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︎ Mar 13 2018
Its a Raven!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Quoth the passive-aggressive raven,
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︎ Nov 11 2020
How many ravens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Itβs imPOEsible to tell
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you call a room full of ravens?
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︎ Jan 09 2020
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing...
Thought it was Corvid-19, but then bird flu away.
Think I will see him nevermore.
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︎ May 24 2020
funny crow go brrr
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Apparently crows have 16 pinion feathers and ravens have 17.
So I guess the difference is a matter of a pinion.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Everyone is raven about this charity, please donate!
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because each starts with an e and ends with an e.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Damn birds got us again
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What tool does a pub for ravens second as?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
I wanna know where that bar is.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Bird Puns
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
A guy tried to tell me the difference between a crow and a raven is that a crowβs call is βcawβ and a ravenβs call is βnevermore.β
He was a Poe source of information.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Bird Jokes are very pun
Every where I go I see a group of ravens.
Call me crazy, but I think itβs a conspiracy.
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︎ May 04 2020
6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Ravens fans are so tough...
...they hang out in crowbars.
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︎ May 28 2019
I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one
I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.
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︎ May 02 2019
"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked my son. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." I answered.
I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."
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︎ Dec 03 2018
A raven walks into a restaurant. The waiter asks, would you like soups or salads?
Broth, the raven, nevermore
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︎ Dec 25 2018
My friend told me a joke about "The Raven..."
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︎ Jul 09 2018
Baby Corvidae
Grandma and I have been learning that the ravens and crows here in the Rocky Mountains are from the family "Corvidae." So, as their babies took flight for the first time today, we decided that the sky is filled with flying "Corvettes." They are adorable.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Ravens and Crows
A good friend told me a story once. When she was a kid her family would often go to zoos and museums while on vacation. They were in the aviary on one of those visits looking at birds. My friend saw a crow asked the zookeeper a question.
"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?"
The zookeeper looked at her, smiled and started to answer.
"Have you ever heard of a pinion feather?" he said. "Pinions are the the feathers at the tip of a bird's wing that allows it to fly. They are also the ones that people will trim to prevent birds from flying away. Crows have 5 pinion feathers while ravens have 6. So, if you think about it, it's really just a matter of a pinion."
To this day, my friend and her family don't know the real answer to "What's the difference between a crow and a raven?" They are wonderful and intelligent people, but they subscribe to a particular brand of ignorance where a good pun is better than actual knowledge. They call it punorance.
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︎ Feb 14 2017
My pet crow is awful at poker...
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Did you hear they are changing the spelling of Croatia to Crowatia?
Lots of people have been raven about it.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Bless you
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︎ Feb 17 2019
How is a raven like a writing desk? (Tribute to Lewis Carroll)
Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.
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︎ Mar 07 2017
In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws.
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︎ Sep 04 2018
A group of ravens chased individual crows until the crows were cornered together
In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.
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︎ Jul 31 2017
The headline on the USA Today this morning
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︎ Dec 13 2017
I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".
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︎ May 23 2019
What is it called when birds party?
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Autocorrect was my pal on this one
My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."
I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."
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︎ Nov 25 2015
As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.
Quoth the raven, βNever moor.β
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︎ Mar 25 2019
I used Velcrow on my birds and now they're really stuck together!
Now I know why everyone is raven about that product.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
When the zoologist knew how the black bird was gonna respond, what they say ?
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︎ Mar 24 2019
Where do all of the black birds hang out?
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︎ Jan 05 2018
How are insane asylums and rookeries the same?
It's where you go if you're a-raven!
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︎ Apr 24 2018
Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid tail feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16? The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
A raven has 17 primary wing feathers
These are the big ones at the end of the wing, also called pinion feathers. A crow only has 16 of them.
So the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
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︎ Mar 30 2019
What's the difference between a Crow and a Raven?
Well you see, a Crow has 4 pinion feathers on their wings while a Raven has only 3. So really, it's just a matter of a pinion.
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︎ May 27 2013
Dad: what's the difference between a raven and a crow?
me: um...
dad: it's a matter of a pinion!
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