Cakes Athirst Hilarity is being reissued!!! We have corrected several errors in the first issue and we are giving 100% OFF CODES to everyone who purchased the first issue! U/nakedreporta was kind enough to lend a helping hand and correct numerous mistakes. You should not find any grammar errors, words misspelled, duplicate cards, etc. We apologize for previous mistakes, you deserve better!
Please see the link below:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B014RXHYY0/186-1336685-5157639?vs=1
I posted the card lists for all 4 decks to the spreadsheet. I did my best to type them as written.
And, uh, that's the problem. Like Cats Abiding Horribly before, this set is rife with errors of spelling, grammar and syntax. There are several cards written in such a way that they don't lend themselves readily to the game's "fill in the blank" construct. There are repeats of cards. There is a card in Volume 3 that is completely devoid of any printing at all. There are errors in the very cards they use for examples in their advertising on Amazon and on the box backs ("War World II"? "karoke"?). There are also several cards that are nothing more than rewrites or straight-up copies of cards previously done by Cards or by other third-party creators. That said, there are some funny cards in there, so take a look at the lists and make your own decision.
Other pluses: The cards are the same size as Cards, and they have a linen finish.
I was asked as part of getting a Reddit discount on these to provide Amazon with a review. I'm hesitant to do so because, even though it was worth my $12 to get the 4-pack, I'm not sure it's worth your $40. That's your call. Go look at the cards.
Hope you're not too sore, kitekidyoo. Appreciate the effort, and the discount. But these kind of mistakes are becoming way too common with these third-party expansions, and I feel like part of the service this subreddit provides is to let other Cards players/collectors know what's out there, the good and the bad, so they can make educated purchases.
There's an aftertaste of guilt that comes with the sensation of my skin being warmed by the sun in early February. Wouldn't it be nice to think we were being blessed by a benevolent deity in the sky when days like this follow each other single-file for a month straight? Ah, to wish for ignorance would be a shame, but it'd be nice to at least enjoy this picnic. Everyone else seems to be having a great time, despite their dehydration.
>"And he that sat upon the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And he said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful. And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely. He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son."-Revelation 21:5-7
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
