I met an atheist who worked for a charity the other day..

She said it was a non-prophet organization.

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What do you call an atheist business?

A non-prophet organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juractive
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What did the Atheist say upon dying and meeting God?

Well I’ll be damned.

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My 10yo boy seriously thought I'm an atheist.

Because I was born in the 80's and that makes me an eightieist.

//I'm not making this up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2balls1cane
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Atheists

So yesterday my dad opened the door to 2 guys asking for money. They asked him to donate for atheism. My dads reply was this, β€œI thought Atheism is a non-prophet organization.” They smiled and walked away.

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Yo god this atheist!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/12jd
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What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henchy91
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What do you call an atheist church?

A non-prophet organization! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realswagmb
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If God had low self esteem, would that make him an atheist?

Because he doesn’t believe in himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sBroz410
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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they never truly see the light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Midnight_g
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What's the opposite of an atheist?

A theist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demanemotus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What do you call a dyslexic atheist?

A person who doesn't believe in dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filmfarceur
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Why don't atheist have to pay taxes.

Apparently Atheism is a non-prophet organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridge_view
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What did the atheist say upon arriving in hell?

Well, I'll be damned!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oranje25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My eyeglasses are atheist.

They're skeptical spectacles.

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Did you know autocorrect was invented by an atheist?

He's going to he'll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
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How do we know spiders are atheists?

They aren't in sects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuctrohs
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Atheists are just people without deitary restrictions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lostinservice
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Did you hear about the Egyptian atheist?

He was in DeNile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kovehshteeble
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I'm a Muslim man dating an atheist woman

She's my haram bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvermilion
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There is a way for atheists to find happiness.

They just need to have faith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cebulki
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An atheist refused to solve a quadratic equation.

Because they do not believe in higher powers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Son, do you know why it’s hard to be a dyslexic atheist?

Because your dog doesn’t believe in you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What kind of organization is an atheist church?

Non-prophet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
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Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackamo91
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Why can't atheists solve exponential equations>

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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As an atheist I firmly believe in no sects before marriage.
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A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?

If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. . would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwoodreddit
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Why are atheists so selfless?

Because Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkification
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What did the Jewish guy say to the atheist?

God Israel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JavierEscuela
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What do you call a breath freshener for atheists?

A heretic-tac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_notfound
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