Why do atheists own more cats than christians?
Because it’s illegal to own a Christian
I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
I told a Jesus joke to a room full of atheists...
no one believed
it was funny
What do you call an atheist business?
A non-prophet organization.
Why do atheists give away all their spare money ?
They're a non-prophet organization
My 10yo boy seriously thought I'm an atheist.
Because I was born in the 80's and that makes me an eightieist.
//I'm not making this up.
What did the Atheist say upon dying and meeting God?
Atheists
So yesterday my dad opened the door to 2 guys asking for money. They asked him to donate for atheism. My dads reply was this, “I thought Atheism is a non-prophet organization.” They smiled and walked away.
If God had low self esteem, would that make him an atheist?
Because he doesn’t believe in himself
What do you call a dyslexic atheist?
A person who doesn't believe in dog.
What's the opposite of an atheist?
Why don't atheist have to pay taxes.
Apparently Atheism is a non-prophet organization
My eyeglasses are atheist.
They're skeptical spectacles.
Atheists are just people without deitary restrictions.
Did you know autocorrect was invented by an atheist?
I'm a Muslim man dating an atheist woman
Did you hear about the Egyptian atheist?
How do we know spiders are atheists?
Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
Son, do you know why it’s hard to be a dyslexic atheist?
Because your dog doesn’t believe in you.
An atheist refused to solve a quadratic equation.
Because they do not believe in higher powers.
As an atheist I firmly believe in no sects before marriage.
A silly nfl world pun. .perhaps better in r/atheist?
If the Vikings QB were questioning his religion. .
would Christian Ponder be pondering his Christianity?
Why are atheists so selfless?
Because Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
What did the Jewish guy say to the atheist?
What do you call a breath freshener for atheists?
What do you call an atheist church?
A non-prophet organization! 😂😂
What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
What did the atheist say upon arriving in hell?
What kind of organization is an atheist church?
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations>
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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